The time when it would've seemed to everyone an unacceptable intrusion to make routine demands that travellers show their ID anywhere other than at international borders is still within living memory.

I’ve seen it work if you can show them a Price Club, Price Costco, and Costco Wholesale card, with the names matching of course. This is know as the 3/4th’s rule, where you show at least 3 out of the 4 known club cards. Google “Costco rule34” for more info. Don’t tell more than one person though, it’s a secret 🤫

Well, I'm just going to have to call my lawyer

Hello, Costco?

Sounds about right! Costco does not issue official Government ID'.
Ask your self "Would the accept Costco card in another country?".

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

But I went to law school there! And I got my ‘too done at Costco! Now let me on this damn plane!

By the rights vested in me through the power of Costco....

What about the Costco credit card? Not only does it have a photo but it requires an official credit check.

Sounds like a marketing opportunity

Sam's Club still accepted.

"welcome to costco, i love you"

TSA is awake enough to notice the wrong ID? Don't they tend to allow a lot of weapons?