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[–] 105 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The discomfort I feel at the thought of sleeping on a bare matress ensures that I will put the sheet on. Of course, only just before going to sleep when I want to do nothing more but flop onto my bed after staying up too long again

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  • Emphatically wrong! Sleeping on a bare mattress is crazy. I just use the couch like I do many nights anyway.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    have two sheets, put the new one on right after taking the old one off. put the old one in the laundry pile and wash it with your clothes.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Then I'd have to learn the black magic that is folding a fitted sheet AND actually fold them every time I change my bed/wash the old set.

    Can't just leave clean laundry in a pile either... That's just going to bother me; are they clean or not? If it's clean, it's gotta be put away neatly, but It's gonna have to stay in the dryer until I work up that kind of courage.

    Nope, just gonna fight myself to put them back on the bed once they're clean...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    For the fitted sheet, what I do is roll it up instead of folding, then shove it inside the matching pillowcase. When it's time to change sheets it makes it super easy to grab and have the whole fresh set, no fussing around.

    Now, actually putting them ON the bed? Still can be a struggle lol

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I have a shelf in one of my closets where I just mindlessly shove all my sheets, blankets, pillow cases, etc. It actually works surprisingly better than you'd expect; I've never had any issues finding things

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  • I mitigate this by having bins for clean laundry. I have underclothes in one, outer clothes in another, and linens in a third in my closet. If folding is a strong need for you that's probably not going to work but it does keep the dryer clear (mostly) so reduces friction for doing new laundry.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You need a backup too in case of spills and so you're not at the mercy of executive dysfunction when it comes time to replace one of them.

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  • True, however my dysfunction is around not washing the sheets as often as i should so I just kind of accept small stains. Don't really have a process for that yet. I've got other more pressing chores to learn to manage atm so it will probably be a while before I figure that out.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yup, except wash them separate so you can use warm water and not ruin cloths. Unless you're lucky enough to have durable cloths from 10 years ago. And wash them right away, or you'll end up in the no-sheet situation anyway.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Or...now hear me out...get a 2nd set of sheets. Straight swap. One on...one off. Then you can forget about the "off" set, until it's time to change the sheets again.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    I was already assuming they did have a second set. Taking off the dirty ones and putting on the clean ones is bloody well hard enough. Are people out there really trying to turn around a single set in a day? That's just setting yourself up to fail, I don't care how neurotypical you think you are.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I now have dirty sheets and damp sheets that have been in the dryer for a week.

    What now?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Buy two more sheets and try again, repeat until desired results are achieved or death.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Put the old sheet in the doorway. Now you can't leave the room until you are done because the doorway is blocked.

    JRPG rules FTW!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I did the sheets and have been able to leave my house, thanks, but now I can't leave my town because there's a single small shrub blocking the only path. Any ideas?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Own more than one set? I have 3 so I can just swap it out and afford to forget to wash the other one for a week

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    This is why we have two sets and I have a day just for doing the sheets. Sheets off, pillows off, into washing machine, grab the clean sheets from the pile. Sheets do not get folded, that's a nightmare. There's just a pile of clean clothes. And the sheets. There's also like fifty pillow covers they just accumulated somehow.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have like 4 sets so I can do a full load while still having some on my bed. Have two little cubes to separate flat and fitted sheets.

    Granted, I also generally take off the old ones in the morning to force me to put new ones on in the evening. Only like 10-20% of the time do I end up just putting a flat sheet or blanket down to lay on instead.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I too have spares of all the things I hate to clean. It's gotten to the point where I plan on building a spare house...

    That and my current one has mold that if removed, might cause a structural failure.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Have two beds. Clean and remake one when sleeping on the other. Don't switch until other one is clean.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    Thank you for seeing me.

    I find it best to do it as a side-to-do from the main one to minimise the chance of even getting focused on it (the tricky part of that is being ok/not get discouraged with letting the sheets sit in the washer or dryer for hours bcs now the process is inefficient & I can do better, I mean I obviously can't, but theoretically).

    I also have a few extra beddings to "just change the sheets" or even just to focus my mind on different materials. It helps sometimes.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    And the overwhelming urge to take a nap before the dryer is done rocking.

    I eventually got a second bed set just to help me out on that front

    But unfortunately they've got a different thread count so they have a different skin feel then the old ones so I absolutely can't mix the sheets with the other ones because the difference is too jarring

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I've been sleeping on a blanket for a while now, come to think of it...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I have two sets of sheets. Adapt and overcome.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Three. One to put on. One to have at the ready. One to wash.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I tell my spouse I can change the sheets in seconds, and pre-swap the sheets to accomplish it. This makes it a “fun” thing, that my brain is more than happy to focus on because it’s “fun”. It also happens with just the right frequency that it doesn’t become boring.

    However, if my spouse ever found out the trick (or told me they did) the magic would be lost.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't really get what you mean by preswapping, like you changed the sheets on a spare duvet and just swapped out the entire duvet, but then what about the sheets on the mattress? Or do you just mean you do the entire task of changing the bedsheets unobserved and then tell your wife you're about to change them and announce that you've finished a few seconds later?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I've heard you can minimize risk by having multiple fitted sheets on your bed at once. Just strip off the top sheet, add to laundry hamper, sleep on the newly revealed clean sheet.

    I don't do that because I don't use sheets. I sleep in a hammock and just swap between two hammocks when they need washing.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hear me out: no bed sheets, only blanket on air matress

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Dog got sick on the sheet and the dryer is broken. I've slept on that bare ass mattress for two days so far. Dryer is supposed to be replaced today but I'll be to drained after 10 hours at work to do wash.

    Executive disfunction has prevented me from getting another sheet before this happened.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm going to do it but only because I want to and not because you called me out

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  • This found me at a very bare mattress time of my life

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Just wash the pillowcases and not the sheets

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Lmao, currently sat in my bed that's had no sheets for 2 days.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This post motivated me to purchase another set.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This is why you find a partner who can compensate for your dysfunction.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    ur

    Remember when people wrote with words? Remember when 'ur' saved some time if you were lazy and on pre-T9 typing?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago*

    I have never done this, and I've been on long term sick leave for 15 years due to my executive disfunction/action paralysis. I have gone months without changing bedclothes but not once taken them off without having clean ones to put on at the same time. I'm pretty sure this is a problem from something else and not what's stated.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Lazy, no excuses

    Please kindly exit the community

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I was never in it, so good riddance. I guess thats what you get for browsing the 'all' tab.

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  • [+] -6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Must be American. Most the world air dries their sheets and hence has a second set

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