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[–] 41 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Some people just do. not. learn.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    His current promise honestly sounds like he's over promising. Also, who keeps giving him money to make games?! I know the article says it's self funded, which I guess makes sense, but did he really make so much over the years that he can solo finance this? Seems unlikely, but what do I know?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    A lot of people that have made quite some money continue to make quite some money because they invest that money. A steady stream of income allows you to easily take out loans and provide assets as collateral. So it's not too weird that he has this money. It's super easy for the rich to get richer.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Seems pathological at this point.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    “I do not have the life energy left to do this again.”

    Ohh man I felt that quote in my bones. Young people: you cannot relate. This is not about waking up for work feeling drained and demoralized. It’s about having all kinds of passion and desire but hitting hard limits in your body that were never there before, and getting less and less out of yourself all the time even as you feel the blows more and more, and then sensing that decline accelerating.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "You should try exercising. Or yoga. Or methamphetamines."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ngl all of those things help (as long as the meth is prescribed).

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Skip the meth if you have a prescription. Talk to my boy Sketchy Steve behind the 7 eleven. He's the dude wearing a leather jacket and raver pants with facial tattoos. He'll hook you up with the real real. Make sure that you inject it directly into your veins at least 8 times a day and don't stop ever.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    It would be in his best interest to just shut the fuck up and deliver the game

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Reminds me of George RR Martin’s digs at Robert Jordan, and how spectacularly he ended up over-promising himself.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Fucking lol

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    But what if he and Chris Roberts did a collab?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He's already overpromising on what he wants his game to have:

    “I think that line in Fable – ‘for every choice, a consequence’ – wasn’t delivered on well enough,” Molyneux explained. “I think the possession mechanic that we had in Dungeon Keeper wasn’t delivered on enough. The open-world freedom that we had in Black & White, I think it was good at the start, but it didn’t deliver enough at the end. And Masters Of Albion is an opportunity to mix all those together."

    And I’ll tell you the amazing thing – it’s going to fucking work. It really is. It’s like nothing you’ve ever played before, but it’s still unbelievably familiar. It is Black & White, it is Dungeon Keeper, and it is Fable, but it’s a completely new genre. And it shouldn’t really work, but it does.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Go back to beans, Pete.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    LMAO, that's a good one

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I mean... We're all going to play it regardless, right? I am at least. He makes good games. You just have to take his claims with a good, healthy amount of salt.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't ore order games and very very rarely purchase before reviews come out. Even then I always set a timer to stop before 2 hours to see if I should refund on Steam.

    So, no, not really. It's not a hard no, but it's certainly not a definite yes.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Maybe that's why I feel the way I do about it. I don't pre order games either and I pretty rarely buy games within the first maybe like 6 months of release. So I guess I've never been let down by the hype I'm the same way that plays the game on day one. So if I'm anticipating it and it's a let down but I'm still interested, I'm not paying full price. I'll get that shit during a sale. So I'm going to play it, I might just be less financially invested.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Haven't played anything of his that has been announced or released after 2012. I still need to give Black and White a try, anyday now.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Ok Pete, but just this once!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I'll be very patient with this one, Pete.

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    [–] 73 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Another overpromise to put previous overpromises to shame.

    Godus anyone?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    The funniest thing he ever tried to sell was Milo.

    Basically an AI character game before even shitty LLM generative AI existed. You had to have been the dumbest, most gullible rube to have believed anything about that shit.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    It's obvious that demo was 99% fake and the eventual end product would have been way more scripted and simple than what he hyped it to be (I mean, it's Molyneux). But he's also been backstabbed by Microsoft on that one.

    The Kinect prototype he was working with was not the Kinect that was eventually released. At one point Microsoft cut corners and removed the internal processor that was suposed to make Kinect work, leaving the console to deal with all the extra computation. It was barely possible to make a simple Kinect game not run like shit, making something relatively smart and responsive would have been a pipe dream.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    I was fairly young at the time and wondered how they would try to pull this off. To the surprise of no one who was a little older than me they simply didn‘t. The only thing that was pulled was the project itself.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    And I loved Godus. Such engaging gameplay

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    IIRC I played it a little and it was just mobile microtransaction hell after a certain point, no?

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  • It's been awhile since I played Godus, but I don't remember micro transactions. May have forgotten, but remember it just being a super simplified version of populous. I only played in early access though, not sure on changes or if it ever had a full release.

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago

    Press X to doubt.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like wild overpromising

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago

    Sounds like a big promise.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    Not the Onion material.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    lmao he's doing it again

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    I don't believe him...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm not sure that Pete has actually played a game he wasn't directly involved with since like... 2010?

    What we've seen of his new game really isn't that interesting in the modern landscape. Maybe a decade ago it would have been fresh and had enough of a hook to compete for gamers' attention, but today? It looks pretty forgettable.

    Then when you consider Molyneux's propensity towards feature creep, it's probably safe to assume that even if the game is a 'success' by most conventional metrics, it won't be profitable because the amount of money spent to make the damn thing will have been completely insane.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Arguably the issue isn't so much in the gaming landscape as the history behind the game.

    His previous "game" was a crypto/NFT scam where they sold land (as NFTs) to people who were speculating they could make IRL money from renting out this "land" to plebs.

    It was a complete failure. I played it for an hour on a free sever (or something similar). The gameplay was complete shit, it was tedious and grindy (like mobile titles), a repetitive and uninspired experience, graphics were ugly, the multiplayer elements didn't really make much sense.

    All the NFT buyers got destroyed while Molyneux collected tens of millions.

    Allegedly that money was used to "invest" in Masters of Albion.

    But the real kicker is that Masters of Albion seems to be based on that NFT scam game engine (which IMO is beyond saving).

    I wouldn't be surprised if this a managed exit from his previous crypto/NFT scam "game".

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I can't even finish the trailer with how boring and stale it looks. Calling it pretty forgettable is stating it nicely... I'm convinced this game will be released and nobody will even notice. He even sounds bored out of his mind himself.

    Maybe there is a market of mobile gamers gone PC that he's trying to capture, much like Godus? I don't see how this will entice anyone else.

    Basically he has no clout left, even though I still wish for a good Black and White sequel, B&W 2 doesn't count.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Oh yeah, falling for Molyneuxs hype again. Take me back to when things made sense. Thats the good stuff.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Carnie promoter says carnie shit, more news at 5

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    You have to be kidding me lmfao

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I ultimately don't think he's a bad guy so I'm rooting for him to show us wrong.

    I think he always just believed in his vision too much and didn't realise that he and his team couldn't end up delivering on it. And then he'd be so excited about what he's working on that he just couldn't not share it with others. I don't think he ever intended to mislead.

    I know there's the milo thing but with that I feel like he still thought they could do it in the end but Microsoft just needed something right there and then to show. I think that issue ends up more squarely on whoever sold him on what the hardware could do and he had not yet fully hit those walls of limitations enough to realise they weren't coming down at all. (I also think this goes for Sean Murray too when he did the talk show circuit that Sony put him on - although without the hardware stuff and more on whether or not they could deliver on time since they've shown what they wanted was actually possible with future updates)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I'm taking the bait again for old times sake if nothing else. I hope he proves everyone wrong, it will be a fantastic end to his saga, and we'll get something great.

    When we're let down again, we'll still have something fun to play with and getting tricked by Molyneuxs big ideas will be like opening a time capsule from a more civilised age.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I actually forgot about this clown. The Elon Musk of gaming.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Peter Molyneux says Masters of Albion will make up for decades of ‘overpromising on things’

    When you "make up" for something you've done, it's not up to you to decide when you've "made up" for it. It's up to the people that you crossed. What a presumptuous thing to say.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    The best thing that's come from Peter Molyneux is the Peter Molydeux spoof account, that actually has some genuinely interesting ideas amongst all the silliness.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    It's pretty funny and it's been around for many years. I remember seeing it in the early to mid 2010s.

    There was a really funny one that went something along the lines of "Imagine if your played as the asphalt in a racing game."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yeah that one was made into a real game in the molyjam, or whatever the game jam based on that twitter was. You play as the road, and the cars racing on it have ever shifting emotional states depending on how they're doing. I'll see if I can dig up a link

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Is he making a promise about promises?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I always cringe a little bit when someone says a person has 'become a parody of themselves'... but honestly, what else is there to say about Molyneaux?

    Peter Molyneaux really has become a parody of Peter Molyneaux.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Alexa play Little Lies

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    The main problem with Peter is that he engages with his fans.

    Any developer that does this is always asking for a world of hurt, mostly because you guys are a bunch of actual morons.

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