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[–] 86 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I read this as 1 kilodollar.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Is that not what the k represents when people use it as a short-hand for "thousand"?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    It's not shorthand for thousand, it IS thousand.

    kk=M -> 10^3*10^3=10^6  
    kM=G -> 10^3*10^6=10^9  
    kkk=G= "a billion" 
    

    MATH IS WITH ME, BILLIONAIRES ARE MEMBERS OF THE kkk!!!!!

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  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Reminds me of a Fear Factor event my Mormon church group had in which one “disgusting” feat for boys was to shave part of their legs. That particular feat was cancelled when some boys who didn't subscribe to traditional “manly” values happily started shaving their legs for points. Unlike swallowing goldfishes, eating grasshoppers, or attempting to drink a gallon of milk, leg shaving was a step too far for church leaders.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Fear factor event for Mormon priests is just watching guys choose to shave leg hair over eating live insects raw.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    The insects were dried protein snacks from a Boy Scout's wilderness guide training; they were like salted sunflower seeds with the shell still on. It was the Wal-Mart goldfishes that were alive and swallowed Attack-on-Titan-style.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Getting so much coding done...

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago

    Absolutely. I'd pay anything to wear that for a week

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  • i'm in year 8 of transition i basically did pay $1k to wear that

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do I get to keep the outfit :3

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I'm neither trans, nor would I look good in that (fat, old, bald, hairy, ugly man), but for that amount of money I'd do it. It's just clothes, who cares?

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  • [–] -1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    soooooo 20 dollars is 20 dollars, right? lol

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago*

    Long sleeves in this heat? I'll be dead by Thursday.

    You have a deal

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Serious question: does anyone know where I can get that dress? I don't need the money; just the dress.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I'd prefer if the skirt and top weren't connected. I have so many different shirts I wear with my skirts. The top looks soo cute

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I uh, might have seen this post back during the pandemic and bought this fit with my stimulus money (it doesn't look as cute as the picture makes it out to be cause the skirt of the dress doesn't flare out like that and looks rather boxy, however the top is separate from the dress and you can wear it as a crop top and pair it with another dress/skirt and it looks better that way imo)

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Insist on peeling the orange myself, fail, cry.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Eh, it's a summer fit. For winter I much prefer big knit dresses and those fakeout thermal thights:

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Jon Bois continues to be my favorite mathematician

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The second one would be an absolute challenge for Asmongold.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm not sure why exactly, but knowing him I'm not sure I want to know.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Damn free 1k

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Would I have multiple sets? Wearing the same clothes for a week would not be very hygienic

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I could, like, wash it with just one, but I'd want to take it off to shower.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hate oranges. I am more of a clementine guy.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Aww mannn, I would have to wear panties and bra with that.

    1k is still 1k though.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    short answer: no. long answer: no.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'd do it for that money but I wouldn't feel comfortable tbh

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Unfortunately work does not allow skirts due to safety hazards so I would have to pass unless that 1k comes with health insurance... (Thanks usa)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Nah, I can't afford to spare $1k to rent that for a week to wear.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I’m not sure if I dare, but I’d love to :)

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Even though I would only be at work 3 of those days, I would still say the answer is no. $1k is not enough for me to dress that way for a whole week. Maybe $10k.

    There is a ton of stuff I would do for $1k. You want two days of my engineering and CAD skills? You want me to go to the hospital to tell people they're loved ones have died? You want me to wipe down the loads in the steam room (in a tyvek suit and gloves)? Those are all things I could do for $1K. But I'm not wearing that.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    $1k/w is what i earn doing my job... your telling me i can take a week off and hide in my room and all i have to get my fat ass in some clothing with no obligations to leave my house? Where do i sign up?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    i mean, i am not gay but 1k$ would help me a lot (does the price doubles as i wear it for one more week?)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I think I would yeah

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    This is a tough one...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'd need more to replace my job, which I would certainly not dare go to like this.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The message below sounds a lot like when the government privatizes one of their services.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    $1000 is $1000

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