FARNSWORTH:
Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
FRY: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
FARNSWORTH: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Edit: Sorry I'm not sure why my comment was added as a reply to the parent comment.
Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohhh, suddenly you’ve gone too far.
You changed the outcome by observing it!
Well, I am already in my pajamas
this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left
I quote "Tell them I hate them" all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.
From Fry and the Slurm Factory
"And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire."
"To shreds you say? How's his wife holding up? To shreds you say?"
"I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"
"This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills"
"I can't swallow that!"
"Well then 'Good News!' It's a suppository!"
Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history!
Professor has some classic lines:
Professor! Lava! Hot!
Good news! It's a suppository.
Oh, don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it's nearly over. So long.
Farnsworth: "Remember to take your anti-pressure pills everyone!"
Fry: "I can't swallow this!"
Farnsworth: "Good news! It's a suppository!"
What's the matter compressor?
Nothing's the matter, now that I fixed the matter compressor.
Good News, Everyone!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I can wire anything directly into anything; I'm the professor!
Fifty-three years old? Oh... now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn!
Wernstrom!
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing longer. A man can dream though. A man can dream.
Heather: Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
Farnsworth: You sound just like my tennis instructor!
Professor Farnsworth: You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.
Leela: Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I've been there. Lots of times. [laughs maniacally]
"I survived with only tribial bray dablage"
Here let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
Leela: “He’s been in there a long time. I’m going in after him!”
Farnsworth (exasperated pointing): “Professor. Lava. Hot!”
Whoa fire indeed hot
They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood
Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?
Prof. Farnsworth: Why, of course! It's just a name! Like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!
All of them.
Now I'm too young to rent UltraPorn.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.
That and:
Leela: Depth at 45 hundred feet, 48 hundred, 50 hundred! 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!
Sweet Zombie Jesus
"Give me back my floppy face!"
Professor: This cattle prod should help. Leela: How will that... Professor, zapping Leela with the prod: Get out there!
Your mouth just wrote a Paypal request tranfser that your butt has insufficient funds to honor.
It's dolomite, baby!
Goodbye, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel lamp!
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…
Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
PAZUZU!!!
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
"Were all going to die"
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
"I was going to eat that mummy."
Defend the fire!
you sound like my tennis instructor
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
He has spells?!
He's teriyaki style
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
Aww I expected someone to have died
'Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes'
News, everyone.
Fuck you everyone!
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