Arresting terrorists off Roblox??? Bad move fr, if they keep this up the only ones online for the kids to play with will be the pedophiles
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Sounds like a generally fucked up family.
I'm more floored that a grown man plays Roblox. Minecraft, I would get. Roblox? No.
So this family member had all the logs and decided not to go to the authorities at all?
The list of previous searches on his iPhone included “Which month is april in islam,” “Festivals happening near me,” “are suicide attacks haram in islam,” “ginger isis member,” “lone wolf terrorists isis,” and “can tou kill a woman who foesnt[sic] wear hijab.”
lol of course he’s a fucking idiot

Is it too distasteful to make this into a meme? I can't take this seriously at all.
I mean.....nobody was actually hurt. They caught him BEFORE this led to the next 9/11.
It would be distasteful if people died. But they didn't. So we can make fun of this goofball.
The lession here is, if you're going to plot a terrorist attack, and you openly talk about it in Roblox, you damn well better carry out the attack. Otherwise you'll be a laughing stock! Like this goofball...
If they made Elliott Roger a meme (for being a pathetic ineffectual piece of shit) this can be a meme.
The FBI searched Burger’s home on February 28 and discovered that someone in his family had put on a keylogger on the laptop he used to play Roblox and that they’d captured a lot of what he’d been typing while playing the game. They turned over the records to the feds.
This whole story is pretty wild, but this bit stands out to me. Was his family member concerned about his ideas enough to put a keylogger on his laptop before the authorities ever got involved? Was it a shared laptop? Or was it for some other reason??
Most normal response once you find out your family member is on Roblox.
Honestly that caught me too.
I’d have to guess his family suspected/knew he was a piece of shit and wanted proof. Maybe he was also abusive? I don’t imagine someone like that would be like.. super kind otherwise, you know?
Yeah it really stands out.
Either it's a lie and feds installed a keylogger remotely after the tip off from the Roblox user mentioned, Or the "matyr" had behavior problematic enough that even their family were concerned.
Eh. Maybe his wife thought he was cheating on her. I remember back in 2006 I did that with a woman I lived with. I don't even feel sorry that I invaded her privacy. Something felt off for over a year. I put the keylogger on, and caught her within a week.
I was going to marry her!
- Be Burger
- Live in Texas
- Got health issues
- Need to get out of US or bust
- Self-incriminate on roblox and doing banally stupid searches
- Also install keylogger for added "evidence"
- Admit to everything when caught, like a comic-villain
How to get federal health care 101
I still can't get over that the dude's name is actually Burger, and Burger isn't being used as a mild slur to mean "American" like I'm typically used to seeing in these sort of greentext posts.
Real life is too wacky.
oh, wait until he realizes that it's not as chushy as Fox News makes it seem.
I think it's notable what they didn't find. No guns, weapons. No plane tickets. No bombs or bomb making equipment. No actual real plans, just aimless searches. This guy is young. You can find a picture of this guy online (I'm not going to link it. I think these sorts of sites should be illegal tbh).
My guess:
- Mentally ill, possibly mentally disabled
- Lives with mom/dad etc, probably unemployed or unable to find a "good" job (Not a moral failing. American society is not giving many options for young adults to live "complete" lives).
- Mom/dad/whoever notices how angry he is and installs a keylogger, because they don't want him to become a mass shooter, and he's a grown man still on Roblox.
- Immediately confesses everything to FBI
This guy needs a mental health intervention, not jail time. I have a hard time believing he is much of a public threat since they listed all the cool stuff they found in his house in the FBI charging documents but no guns/etc. This guy didn't have a plan.
Highly recommend this podcast episode from Reveal: Lessons From a Mass Shooter’s Mother
Or did they just place a keylogger without a warrant and get a family member to agree to say they did it
So glad "red flag laws" aren't a thing in Texas and we've recently made it even harder to do such a thing. /s-but-not-s
the least deranged r*blox player
Every type of groomer you can think of uses that game.
I stay the fuck away from it specifically because of all the pedophiles on there. Whole place gives me the ick big-time.
If I had excessive amounts of wealth, I'd seriously consider buying the entire thing just to immediately shut it down, except I know the predators will just find some other way to stalk their prey.
Shit, maybe it needs to be a Honeypot. If it IS one, it's still not scraping enough scum, and its very business practice is inherently predatory too even WITHOUT the rampant child sexual molestation; it siphons labor out of children too.
It must've been really annoying to have to censor all that for ROBLOX. Like, c'mon? Why not Discord? Anyways, fucked up. Wonder how he was radicalized in this way. Well, Texas is pretty bad. But still, I'm sure there's at least a few good Christians in Texas. Hopefully. Terrible planning skills, basically announcing it all in public with plenty of time for cops to get evidence.
Funny story, I pretended to get groomed by this dude on Roblox for like 2 weeks because my nephew really wanted their pets in some ninja clicker game. This was the course of action that I chose because I thought it would be funni.
This was entirely out in the open, no dms, global chat. The only thing that prevented them from getting really weird was the filter, and my belligerent cursing after a long message wouldn’t go through because I wrote “butter” or something equally innocuous. Neither the game admins nor the Roblox admins cared about my report of a child predator, but hopefully the fbi kept something vile from happening.
Anyway, my nephew quit Roblox like 3 days after I gave them those pet things because they couldn’t figure out how to jump over some obstacle. My brother didn’t seem to care about my anecdote or warning. All of that to say, that filter was really frustrating when I tried to erp with a child molester. I can’t imagine how much this dude suffered.
There's an obscene amount of pedophiles on Roblox. Seems like a lot of Sonic fan game devs are. Absolutely no one caring checks out, it's pretty fucked. Your brother should've REALLY cared though. The filter was a pain in the ass even when I was a little kid playing Roblox while believing that swearing is evil. It censored numbers. All numbers. Because they thought we were giving up our phone or social security numbers or some shit. Roblox is horribly managed. I'd probably prefer my kids to get a more benign (relatively) trauma in COD chat.
Yeah, no, it did not take me long at all to find someone creepy. I fully believe they’re a common sight in Roblox, though I have only a small sample size. It shouldn’t take such a short time to find pedophiles, much less overt and verbose pedos, anywhere.
My nephew moved on to a league clone, and I occasionally wonder whether they would have been better off getting molested over the internet.
Fucking insane last sentence, god damn, you didn't have to burn him alive. I don't know if anyone ever tried to groom me. Can't remember anything about it. Probably because I played shitty games, y'know the ones that were too boring for basement dwellers.
Dude, he’s just so angry all the time. It’s awful. But he’s not racist because there’s no chat, just emotes, so there’s that, at least.
I’m glad you came out of it unscathed. My quick peek into roblox felt terrifyingly enlightening, personally. Sometimes unusual tastes are a boon, it seems.
Man, I wasted a ton of time on there. But I guess if I hadn't, I wouldn't be who I am. Youtube had a way bigger influence though. Youtube during 2020 was a life changing experience. Arguably for the worse, but, ehh, whatever. People that get angry because of online games probably shouldn't be around them too much. Single player games are much safer for kids. None of the lego game npcs tried to see my child ass. Even more mature stuff like Elder Scrolls or Arkham couldn't ruin a kid as much (well, probably not at all. Maybe some weird ideas about violence?) as a lot of those super toxic live fps games.
None of the lego game npcs tried to see my child ass
Legitimately a phrase that deserves to be immortalized. But I agree, though I’d go a step further and recommend single player games for everyone playing online games as well. No one needs that level of toxicity in their life.
I spent most my life in Texas. Most of the people I met were Christian. I have met one person I can say actually followed the most basic tenants of christianity. For everyone else it was just an aesthetic.
There's a few places full of Muslims in Texas. It makes sense to me.
If I saw that shit in a game I'd immediately assume they're being satirical or cringe on purpose.
Since secret services were fast enough for once, now you will just lock him up, so he can connect with like-minded, instead of giving him counseling, where he went wrong. Right?
What fuck! How dumb do you need to be. Glad he was stupid, he could of done a lot of harm if he was smart.


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