I should seriously just start grifting maga people. It seems really easy.

This is an outrage, and shady as fuck, and these scammers need to be hunted down to face justice.

If you're a MAGA faithful who has been ripped off by these charlatans, I have some sophisticated tracking software that uses quantum AI to uncover scam tracks. Just send me a private message with your credit card number, expiry date, and the three numbers on the back, and I will take care of things.

Like taking candy from a baby

I wish I had thought of that

A pro-MAGA website that urged supporters to fund a database unmasking Charlie Kirk critics took tens of thousands in crypto—then vanished, infuriating donors.

It's technically a crime, but somehow I don't feel sorry for the victims.

A fool and their money are soon parted

Imagine caring so much about a podbro.

Wait – a right-wing org used their ideology to fleece people?!?

I am shocked.

Fuck, most normal Americans who are presented with things that Kirk has actually said would be "critics".

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Unironically wish I had thought about this first. I could use an extra $30k.

Is it too late to do it again? Just asking for a friend

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This is glorious, now say it with me folks. Right wingers ALWAYS contradict themselves

I wish I had thought of that.

Someone is surprised? It's a grift. It's always a grift.

Well, MAGA are a bunch of fuckin rubes. Sounds like a good time to be a carnie.

I have a hyper intelligent A.I tracking software to find these swindlers. If you wanna sighn up, it's only 100 dollars.

Genius.i applaud these guys.

And yet people still dare to say that crypto has no use...

Theres grifters for everyone. Black Lives Matter, super important thing that happened. Still had grifters abuse it for their own gain. Christ, even Pepsi tried to get in on out, but were called out for basically implying that racist cops could be cured by drinking a fucking pepsi...

And how many companies every year sell pink and rainbow merch, only to pocket most or all of the profits?

Wounded Warrior project. Supposed to be about the wounded vets, instead it was about filling other peoples pockets.

And of course, the cream of the crop, televangelists... "I need a plane!!!!"

Remember #metoo? But do you also remember the times up foundation, that was supposedly set up to get victims legal support? Yeah, you guessed it. Nothing but a grift for hollywood types to show how they were the "good ones" while taking money and resources away from actual victims. Never forget the name Roberta Caplan. The chair of the times up board, who was only too happy to help in drafting letters that would discredit Andrew Cuomos accusers. Tina Tchen, the CEO, also helped Cuomo during that time.

No matter what the issue is, no matter which way you lean, there will always, ALWAYS, be someone ready and willing to take your fucking money, and spend on fast cars and loose women.

Good on multiple levels :D

You all know about the Salem witch trials right. ? (This is relevant, I promise).

So I always figured if I had been accused of witch craft, firstly I would admit it immediately, cause they would just torture me until I did, so may as well spare myself having my fingernails pulled off or whatever it is they would do.

But I figured I'd take down as many as I could.

First I'd give them this grand salacious spicy story of doing it with the devil in the woods. First I'd mention one of the other gals who has already been convicted of being a witch (to give me some credibility). She was definitely there.

But then.. I'd start mentioning some other women.

Wives. Daughters. Of the clergy. The women who were pushing for my arrest. I'd say we had a Satan orgy.

Might throw in some details about her nipples or pubic hair that would likely be true. But purely a guess. Just to prove I had seen her naked.

If I knew of any birth marks or something I'd def use that.

As my story grew I would add more and more names. The story would be so suspenseful. So much detail. It would have to be true.

And that's how I'd take the whole lot of them down with me.

Why do I share this historic revenge fantasy with you all.?

Why because we could apply it to any modern situation with the gop crackdown on dissenters and antifa.

They want to come after us. Interrogate us.

Give them likely credible accomplices who are already flagged. But then start leaking in their own.

Causing suspicion. Causing doubt. Paranoia.

Take them all down with you.

Admit you were doing whatever they accused you of. But insist you have accomplices from their side. Have somethinh prepared a head of time to look credible. Like dates they were in specific locations and such.

I feel like I have to explain myself a bit because this all sounds rather dark.

-Im actually a really friendly pleasant person most of the time. but I have a very strong aversion to injustice (especially to vulnerable people,) and I typically support vigilantes (when the system fails them).

Idk. When I was a kid learning about the Salem witch trials and Anne Frank. I thought. What could these women had done differently to at least take the bad guys out on their way out?

If I recall. Part of the reason the witch hunting stopped was because women would do as I suggested. They started naming high ranking women as collaborators and even some of the men.

Start a website. Name obvious leftest who are anti Kirk.

But then start leaking in their own members.

Definitely ask for donations.

Pity.

Lol, chefs kiss

MAGAts are just so damn gullible. They fell for the same thing with Bannon’s Trump Wall donations and then he vanished with the money. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice …

I swear, conservatives are NEVER going to stop taking massive Ls.