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Garfield brain (jlai.lu)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals

[floating brain] I'm the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later

[floating Marx head] I'm the Karlβ€―Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone

[floating Garfield head] I'm the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going

[green stares neutrally]

[green then has a deranged smile]

[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]

[brain facepalms]

[Marx facepalms]

[Garfield is elongated]

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[–] 20 points 1 year ago

If you've eaten event slightly more than half of it, then clearly whatever is left isn't enough for a second meal so might as well polish it off.

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have never connected to my inner garfield before, but maybe I should give him a chance. Surely it would give me the chance to ramp up my lasagna consumption.

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    • [+] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Mondays are surplus suffering.

    A reminder that even the concept of rest has been appropriated by the ruling class.

    Seize the means of awakening on your own time.

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    • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sometimes you just need that instant gratification and also to just lay on the couch for an hour later.

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    • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Everything in this comic is a cake pop to my brain.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh my god

    It was the garf all along

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    • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    there are 3 wolves inside of you

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This has "imsorryjon" vibes.

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I once did a BOGO footlong deal at Subway and ate both. It still haunts me.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    One of my favorites so far!

    Hits a little close to home.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Hits a little close to home.

    i feel attacked by it. lol

    to be fair to myself: i have started to get back on the vegan wagon and those meals are fairly calorie light. lol

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I failed my first vegan phase because I kept making fries in huge quantities, big coconut milk curries, huge bean burritos, overindulging in hummus… legit had to temporarily go back to meat to avoid getting fat. Turns out nuts and grains were the missing element, they're good at satiating hunger in small quantities.

    Funny how we had opposite experiences lol.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    my phases started out the same as yours:

    i've been going in and out of vegan phase for the last 28 years and my first one was heralded in by accident because i couldn't afford meat so i survived of my homemade bean burritos and it made me the fattest i had ever been in my entire life (so far) from all the calories. lol

    i've since switched to leafy vegetables (eg cabbage, brussel sprouts, spinach) and in soup form because there's SO MANY delicious bullions, stocks, & broths that i can try and it's ultra easy to do with crockpots. its deliciousness has had the opposite desired impact on my weight, but atleast it's better for some of my health indicator numbers.

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    • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I hate this stupid Garfield infected brain of mine

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Been there, done that faaaaaaaar to many times for my liking....

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