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[a yellow character in a suit is pleading, looking desperate]
Damn, climate change is getting really bad, we should probably do something about it
[a huge arrow points at the yellow character]
Elected official and/or ultra rich person who has the power to do something about climate change
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[in an office, at a meeting table, yellow, wearing a tie, asks a question]
Would you work more hours if your survival was on the line?
[blue, anxious]
I uh… I'd rather be paid more
[yellow gets up from their chair, angrily pointing at blue]
That's not what we asked
[blue is at a loss for words]
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SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS
[two different people are being portrayed side by side]
Gabriela Rosa Sympatica
Elementary school teacher
Beloved by her community
Wants to improve lives
[portrait of a smiling woman in overalls]
Diego Hitlerio de la Junta
Son of a previous dictator
Went to jail for corruption
Wants to sterilize natives
[portrait of a frowning nasty looking character in military gear]
Temporary results (98% ballots counted):
[Gabriela] 49.9999%
[Diego] 50.0001%
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[arms crossed, a character looks skeptical]
I don't believe in Hitler because I've never seen him with my own eyes
[in the background, Hitler's ghost looks on, faintly visible, looking disappointed]
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[blue, looking quite sad, is sitting in a warzone, in military gear]
War…
War is hell…
[blue is now suffering from PTSD, holding their head in anguish]
War is horrible. I was a soldier. It was by far the most horrifying, most traumatizing part of my life
[green, curious, asks blue a question]
Well then maybe we should stop getting involved in wars?
[blue, furious with rage, aggressively pointing at green]
SHUT UP YOU ANTIPATRIOTIC WOKELING YOU ARE TRYING TO RUIN SOCIETY
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[a character looks pissed at a sheet of paper, on which they are doing their best to draw an wobbly anarchist logo] Dear diary, It can be really hard to draw clean lines When you have no rulers
https://thebad.website/comic/practical_limitations_of_anarchism
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[a cute butterfly is smiling]
I used to be a caterpillar,
but now I am a butterfly,
so please stop referring to me as a caterpillar,
thank you!
[an orange character is fuming mad, raging beyond rage, pointing angrily at the butterfly while clenching their other fist]
YOUR MERE EXISTENCE ANGERS ME SO MUCH
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[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another
[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?
[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore
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[two characters are sittiing at the same table, talking]
[blue, happy, holding a document]
The date for the wedding has been set!
[purple, curious and a bit confused]
Wait, did you even ask her out?
[blue, still happy]
Nah, she doesn't even know me yet
[purple facepalms with gusto and cringes]
...
https://thebad.website/comic/this_is_about_project_management
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[a concerned looking character is shrugging]
You often talk about [thing 1], but we never hear you talking about [thing 2], why is that?
[an arrow point to the character]
Does not care about [thing 2]
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[blue]
If you could push a button that gives you a hundred thousand dollars but a random person dies, would you do it?
[yellow, cautious]
Interesting thought experiment… intuitively, I'd say no, but it's worth thinking about… it's a genuine moral dilemma in a capitalist world: there's a dialectic between our desires and the common good…
MEANWHILE, BILLIONAIRES
[an orange guy in a suit is shown with a terrifying grin pushing as many buttons as possible at once on a table, slamming one of the buttons, and even using their foot to press an extra one]
https://thebad.website/comic/the_totally_hypothetical_button_thought_experiment
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[a grinning man in an expensive suit, wearing a top hat and a monocle, is speaking]
Salutations, I am Baron Von Profit, welcome to my show "The Line"
Today, we'll learn about stock market basics and how charts affect your life
[a bright green line goes up on a chart]
Record profits!
Congratulations, your boss is getting richer!
This means nothing to you though, you get nothing out of it
[an orange pulse stagnates on a chart]
Ew, business is stagnating
This is not good
Let's fire some people to get shareholders more excited, bye bye!
[a downwards red line crashes with a chart]
Oh no, we're crashing!
Well, looks like you're getting laid off
Sucks to be you
[the same green line as before goes up on a chart]
Lines are green! The good times are back!
Sounds like a perfect time to fire more people, to the chopping block!
Cheers to that, 10 million bonus package for the CEO
https://thebad.website/comic/market_wisdom_withbaron_vonprofit
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[smug, brash looking blue is leaning against a wall, speaking, holding a finger]
I find a lot of women misunderstand the term "mansplaining"
I often have to explain what it means to them in great detail
[in front of blue, purple is staring at us with an extremely tired look]
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[green and blue are clinking champagne glasses, looking happy]
[green]
Finally!
We've defeated fascism, they are removed from power!
[blue]
What a struggle that was, time to celebrate
[green, looking confused]
Now let's do everything in our power to return society to the exact state it was in right before fascism
[blue, arms crossed, smiling smugly]
Surely this won't also reintroduce the conditions which gave rise to fascism in the first place
[both green and blue are now half-smiling half-scared, sweating a bit as the background gets darker]
https://thebad.website/comic/statu_quo_ante_fascism_fear_of_radical_change
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[orange, smug]
I am a free speech warrior, I am literally willing to DIE to protect your right to speak freely
[green, smiling]
I have pronouns and reactionaries are cringe
[orange is portrayed panicking, in the process of transforming into a giant snowflake]
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[green, speaking, looking smug]
Okay, hear me out, here's the plan…
We go full apathy, basically we let capitalism fully spiral out into fascism. Once it's done, people will rise up and the system will collapse under its own weight. From its ashes, with our help, a better society will rise. This is how we win.
[we now see that green is tied up in front of a bleak wall, along with a group of other people, being aimed at by a firing squad of characters in fascist uniforms]
[green, smiling] OK?
[blue, pissed] Dude…
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[a graph of SMUGCRAFT FIGHTERS PLAYER COUNT OVER TIME is steadily rising]
[orange]
It's the one and only game worth playing, if you play anything else you suck
[blue, grinning]
You are having trouble? Skill issue, try harder noob, go commit die IRL lmao
[yellow]
Casuals are the worst, uninstall and go play my little pony instead
[the SMUGCRAFT FIGHTERS PLAYER COUNT OVER TIME graph now shows a steady decline]
[yellow, confused]
Why is the game dying? Smugcraft Fighters is the best game around, are people stupid?
[orange]
New people don't seem to stick around, this is weird, I don't get it
[blue, still grinning]
It must be because they are noskill casual noob losers who can't play for shit!
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[a sign reads FEMINIST CONFERENCE next to a closed door, a blue character shrugs and says…]
I don't care
[next to the same door, the sign now says RESTRICTED FEMINIST CONFERENCE WOMEN ONLY, there are now four blue characters desperately banging on the door, one is reduced to tears on the floor, they are shouting]
DISCRIMINATION
SO UNFAIR!!!!
LET US IINN!!
MISANDRY
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[orange, proud]
I'm willing to pay more for products MADE IN THE USA because I'm a based patriot who wants to SUPPORT REAL AMERICANS
[green, accusatory]
OK then how about supporting american workers by paying them a living wage?
[orange, dismissively shaking their hands while having a look of absolute disgust on their face]
NO
[the comic is squished into a funneling triangle shape for some reason]
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[a person smiles smugly but softly, has their arms crossed, is wearing a shirt that has the text NOT A CHILD MOLESTER]
I wear my "Not a child molester" shirt so that people know I'm not a child molester
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[in front of a school building, a mean looking orange character is smirking while pointing their finger at a scared green character, holding their hands up, sweating, and speaking]
Stop bullying me!
My dad works at the United Nations, and if you keep bullying me he'll do nothing at all about it, you're warned!
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[orange is cracking a joke at a crowd of diverse people who do not seem receptive at all]
Wouldn't it be hilarious if you lost all your rights?
Hypothetically, as a thought experiment
[orange is shaking with laughter, the crowd is looking pissed]
Chill buddies, it's just satire
I was joking haha you fell for my bait
Epic humor moment 100
[zoom on orange's eyes, which seem full of evil intentions]
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[a city devasted by war, with smoke coming from ruined building, in which dead corpses are lying in pools of blood, is below the following text]
WORKING CLASS PEOPLE KILLING EACH OTHER IN AN ENDLESS WAR WHILE THE POOR GET POORER AND THE RICH GET RICHER
[a smug character points at the devastated city, while saying]
If you do not blindly and fully support this, then you are an evil person who wants others to die
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