Suicidal Sandwich

Depressed pesto. Depresto

Anxious Bacon

Lazy ass

Procrastination Tater Tot

autistic potato

bit on the gnose

Disassociative ramen.

executive dysfunction apple pie

Nothing burger

Sadness enchilada

Loss of Appetite

Distraction Cabbage.

That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

Easily Distracted Beer

Hypervigilance carbonara

Anxiety Chili

No no no

Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

Procrastination meatball

depression ramen

Anti-social asshole yogurt

Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics

Forgetful... Uhh ..

Nothing burger

The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken

Hyperfocus Kebab

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

hypersexual banana

And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.

Sleep all day Coffee

Spiraling Carbonara

Verbal Tic Rice!

Sadness spaghettios

Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.

Manic banana!

relationship difficulty brownies

Anxiety Cookie

Autistic cracker

Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.

Suicidal Snickers

Anxious stroganoff

Adhd burrito?

Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.

Polar Poke

angry cracker

Erectile dysfunction viagra

Numb vagina

Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music

Hallucinating Blueberry

Anxious instant noodle

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

Inattentive Curry

Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder

Dissociation Twizzlers which is definitely on the list of drag names now

What if one of our symptoms is forgetting to eat for so long, you don't remember what you last ate?

Anal Club Sandwich

Sleepy Sundae

Paranoia Beans!

Hyper focused wheetos

Depression Spiral Whopper Jr.

Basically a self fulfilling prophecy

Oversharing Booger!? /s

Autistic Nerds - wait…

Hyperactive Túrórudi

Schizoredbull

'ole depression beans. what an animal.

Detached Cutlet

flat affect salad

Lazy Protein Bar

Awkward Sucker

Oof...

Depression Biscuit

Distraction Cheese

Lethargic liquor.

Sad Apple

Dissociating Banana

Anxious Chestnut

Executive dysfunction hot chicken

Hyperfixated Sushi

Lack of coordination baked potatoes.

My favourite actual horse name is pretty close. I think it was from the 1800s: Potoooooooo