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[–] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I always ask what normal music is. A former roommate said smooth jazz. It got awkward.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Your former roommate is a freak. Everyone knows it's Bebop. Hard or Post Bop are risqué, but acceptable answers.

    Smooth Jazz. **shudders

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "I'm the devil, I can do what I want"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    “Whatever I’ve got, I'm gonna flaunt”

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    My childhood friend: [Daughter] is driving me crazy since she got into metal.

    Me: I'll talk to her.

    *20 minutes later *

    Me talking to [Daughter]: "...and this is my Boss HM-2 that I bought with my Christmas gift money back in 1986. It was later nicknamed as 'the Swedish chainsaw' after it was first used by the band Entombed."

    Older generations must lead by example. Let the molten metal flow! 🤘

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Check this riff it's fuckin tasty

    edit u-i

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dave looks to be enjoying himself

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (4 children)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    If man is five (if man is five),

    Then the devil is six (then the devil is six)

    And if the devil is six, the GOD IS SEVEN THEN GOD IS SEVEN

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago
    [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    I could do this all day long, Sing a song, a pretty little song, Blah-blah, rah-rah-rah, It might be nice

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If your 555, the. Im 666. What's it like to be a heretic.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Havent thought about tenacious D ever since I had to delete all their music :(

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    there's a story here, don't leave us hanging.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Jb condemned kyle over a joke. My personal issue is that the joke voiced an opinion that I think would have indisputably improved the world, and I cannot in good faith listen to someone that, even through indifferance or inaction, supports the greatest existential crisis the world has known since the cold war. I have since removed all of Jack Blacks media from my sources. I just get too frustrated when I hear him. Same with Kanye, I never listened to Diddy in the first place, but I just had to delete all of Disturbed's music as well and that one is rough.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago
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    My music:

    🎶There's no cock like horsecock,

    rub your dick into a sock 🎶

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I thought the links were gonna be metal, clicked on first one...fool me once...

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Tenacious D be banging, so I don't mind.

    Screaming metal on the other hand ... yikes

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I’m the opposite. Never was a fan of Tenacious D (Jack Black has annoyed me for decades, so that’s prolly why) but since I was a teen I loved stuff like Opeth, Gravewom, Dimmu, SYL, Bodom, and all that.

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