Maybe some kind of corn snake? He's in southern California, and the bike path was along the San Diego river.

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    Weird description, rattle snakes aren’t aggressive either. Every one I’ve met has attempted to leave after announcing itself

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    I have definitely encountered aggressive rattle snakes. I'd be careful about assuming they'll flee.

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    Speaking as an owner of five snakes, they definitely have individual personalities. Although I wonder if it’s regional too? Most of the ones where I live seem to be lazy more than anything else.

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    A 🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Gopher snake I think?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    I think it might be a Gopher Snake based off of the coloring and the pattern of the spots along its body.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Since he's a gopher snek, he's probably someone's PA, off to fetch a half-caf oat milk latte. And he's harmless. Also, he's native to California. Leave him be.

    https://www.calacademy.org/blogs/naturalist-notebook/ask-a-naturalist-rattlesnake-roundup

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    Nope rope. More specifically, a danger noodle

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    All the guesses are either Gopher Snake or Garter Snake, so probably not a danger noodle. Just a nope rope.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    All snakes are danger noodles, except for cat snakes (which is a different kind of nope rope)

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    My understanding was that all snakes are nope ropes, but only venomous ones are danger noodles. Is it the other way around?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    You're correct. Nope, don't mess with nonvenomous snakes, for their sake.*

    And really don't mess with venomous snakes, for your sake.

    *Except if you're in the Everglades and you're absolutely sure it's an invasive Burmese python and not one of the native species the pythons have been eating to extinction. Then you should kill it quickly. But don't eat it, they contain a lot of mercury.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Idk, lemme ask the I Can Haz Cheeseburger cat

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sorry, I didn't realize animal meme-ing was taken this seriously and one can be wrong. Now that I know it's possible, I probably am

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    They're memes, but they do still have meaning. Being fake-serious about the classifications used to be part of the joke, but that was about three social media platforms and ten years ago for me so maybe that part got lost.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago*

    He's a snek

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If it had wheels, it'd be a bike.

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    Google lens says gopher snake. Google lens and iNaturalist are great ways to help ID all kinds of animals, plants, and fungi.

    Edit for clarification. Don't trust any of these image recognition algorithms. They get many things wrong, but they can help narrow down what a thing is.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't think I'd trust image recognition enough for anything potentially dangerous (deciding if the snake is venomous, deciding if a mushroom is edible, etc.), but good suggestion for satisfying general curiosity!

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    EKANS

    Moves silently and stealthily. Eats the eggs of birds, such as PIDGEY and SPEAROW, whole.

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    Username checks out

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  • Ah that's my workmate

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Hmm, well it's not a bike. I know that much.

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    Do you use an asus zenfone?

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    Some kind of worm

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