I mean, I guess if guys weren’t circumcised they could simply store their Tylenol in their pee pee pockets.

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[–] 135 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Autism is stored in the balls

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    The causal chain between pp and autism is lost to me.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They're always thinking of pp. Constantly. They can't get it out of their heads. Theirs or others. It's the one through line transiting everything the Republicans do.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    rfk himself has cheated on his wife with hundreds of women, which ultimately led to her suicide, which was egged on by him too. he also kept a sex diary of all the people he had sex with,.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Circumcision isn't common in the UK yet I think the autism rates are around the same

    America brained

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I take Tylenol daily to keep optimum autism levels.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Am I destroying my autism gains by having a foreskin? This explains why I don't care much for trains. Someone hand me some scissors.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Remember to sanitize those scissors by briefly holding them above a candle.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Instructions unclear. I sounded with a candle

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    it cost you nothing to post this and it'll cost you nothing to delete this

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    So does the presence of autistic women imply the existence of the 'lady foreskin'?

    Mysteries of the female anatomy never cease to amaze.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Most unhinged statement I can make on it:
    There is no such thing as an autistic woman. The women with autism are all trans and have been circumsized.

    Scariest statement I can make on it:
    For women, it’s not the circumcision, it’s whether or not the mother has taken birth control prior to being pregnant.

    Most rational statement I can make on it:
    RFK has had too many homemade medical remedies, and we’re all paying the price.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Uh... women do have a "foreskin". Foreskin is what we call a prepuce in men and a prepuce on women is called a clitoral hood.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Since we're nitpicking, that means that no, they do not have a foreskin. You're specifically showing that its only called a foreskin when it's on a penis.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Well, since we're nitpicking you'll notice the quotation marks around "foreskin".

    A rose by any other name still smells as sweet.

    In female humans and other mammals,[1] the clitoral hood (also called preputium clitoridis, clitoral prepuce, and clitoral foreskin)[2]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Both of you need to lay off the tylenol. lol :P

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The local brand name for acetaminophen in my country is "Panadol".

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don't think I could've asked for a better reply.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Women are disproportionately underdiagnosed for autism, which could be one of the reasons RFK types have latched onto male-specific causes.

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/when-your-adult-child-breaks-your-heart/202504/why-are-we-still-underdiagnosing-autism-in

    Shyness tends to be problematized less in girls than in boys, and parents may perceive shyness as “sweetness.”

    Many autistic people have special interests that they focus on. In boys and men, these often include cars, numbers, or collections. Girls may have more socially typical special interests, like celebrities or animals.

    (of Masking) Gender norms exert a huge influence on women’s behavior, and women who deviate from gender norms can face harsh backlash.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I feel like circumcision is a really bizarre practice we should stop doing, but I don't want that conversation to get conflated with this nonsense.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    it's a medical procedure that has legitimate uses, such as a permanent treatment for severe phimosis. Absolutely should not be done to kids just because fictional sky daddy is obsessed with dicks.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I got circumcized at 13 for 2 reasons. My foreskin was pretty tight and it hurt when I get hard. Then watching porn made me think my penis was not normal.

    I really regret it. I wish I can go back to having a foreskin.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That's a medical condition and completely circumcising is the most common and default solution.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I know, but nobody tells you that your tip of your penis hurts/sensitive when you're running or walking for too long. I have to wear briefs or some kind of support when I run. Even tho it's better, it hurts after awhile.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    .... Err .. no? Or you have very raw fabric clothing or something else is up, bud.

    Or do you mean you normally used no underwear when working out and it isn't that long ago (months, not years) since you had the procedure. Then yeah, there is a difference. But it all err.. should work out.

    Speaking as one to the other if you catch my drift. Be happy you did it bud, the pain was just the one of the nasty other complications possible.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    They really are obsessed with genitals.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    So… the circumcision has NOTHING to do with it!

    They are STILL claiming Tylenol is the problem.

    They just added “circumcision” for click bait.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    It's possible someone noticed that the autism diagnosis rate in the US is higher than most other countries that leave children's genitals intact.

    The theory falls apart though when you look at Sweden and South Korea.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    Not sure what you mean by clickbait - the article does say that he claimed circumcision causes autism, and explains the 2015 study to which he's probably referring to.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    He's claiming that because of the pain involved, people took (were given) Tylenol for that pain.

    Cutting your finger (or any other appendage) does NOT cause autism.

    Tylenol does NOT cause autism.

    He's an idiot.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Ok I knew it was bait but I had to see wtf going on. Save yall a click:

    There are two studies which show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, it’s highly likely, because they were given Tylenol

    Its Tylenol still. Maybe we need to go back to heroine!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm uncut and autistic, what now?

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    fuck it, if they could get worked up enough about this to ban genital mutilation atleast that could be 1 win.

    not worth the rest of the shit going on but atleast its something

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    This guy is incharge of the health department lol, its like family guy was too realistic

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I see we're still in the "toothpaste causes car accidents" school of logic.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    And air. 100% of autism cases confirmed exposed to air. We are also investigating whether wearing shoes is related or not.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I'm loving how unhinged this fucking fuck is getting. We stan a deranged king who's obsessed with my medical status

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They discovered that there’s more neurodivergent people among ethnic Jews? Groundbreaking.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Lol, they didn't discover shit, they're trying to correlate data to fit some kind of fucked up narrative in a campaign against... I don't know, but it's probably going to include lists of the "sick" who need to be "taken care of"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I thought „groundbreaking” would be sufficient indication of sarcasm, sorry. They discovered a correlation and went wild with it but to be honest science and medicine are rediscovering basic facts about autism all the time - this is just one more example. At this point science is also a bit to blame - we’re producing countless papers that are just data collecting because they don’t even attempt to find causal links, making it easy for politicians to spin it however they want. This is a double edged sword in any case because RFK could say it’s the Jews that are the problem tomorrow using exact same data.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Healthcare under RFK be like:

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  • Only someone with a brain parasite might believe him.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    At least if this stops the mass circumcisions in America he will have nearly done a good thing by accident

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I think the more nefarious implication here (if he can get people to bite into this) is that if all it takes is to remove a piece of skin to "mAkE tHe aUtIsM" then they can next argue that people that have been crippled, or had limbs amputated are less than whole and have mental "diseases" as well.

    On a less serious note...Is he going to physically prove he's not autistic?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    He tunes his eye balls with a laser pointer

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    I won't complain too much if it's the one thing that gets people to stop genital mutilation, but people listening to the truth would still be nice.

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  • I'm just praying the anti-circumcision guys are gonna get their win. I'd be so happy for them... Marc, Steve, Matt... y'all always brighten my day when I see you on the street corner. (Seriously I'd like to see the USA stop its ritual genital mutilation though..)

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    They want to diagnose women who take Tylenol while pregnant with TDS. Previously RFK Jr said he wanted to put people with mental illness - which he claims TDS is - in camps.

    They want to build camps of pregnant liberal women. Do you think they will let them keep their babies? I doubt it.

    https://youtu.be/uiFwdT53YRA

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Punchable face.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is Idiocracy without the hilarity

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Circumspectrum

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    At a Boeing plane near Alaska or some other randomly remote desolate location...... Does anyone know how to fl... Is anyone on this plane not circumcised?!!!

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