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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)
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[–] 107 points 1 year ago (5 children)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    So apparently benzo boi has some issues with taking the dirt road.

    I've found some mud for my turtle over the years, but I don't recall ever slaying a dragon. Not even metaphorically. Some partners really liked it, though. My own attitude was more like "yeah, OK, if you're into it" rather then fetishizing it or elevating it to some cosmic battle between order and chaos.

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    • [–] 215 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    So, the champion of cleaning your room :

    • Is addicted to drugs
    • Can't keep a room tidy for shit.

    Amazing.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Am I Jordan Peterson?

    I fucking hope I'm not.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Idk name checks out

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Jordan Peterson isn't a dumbass, he's a fucking idiot, completely different, dumbasses are fun and have redeemable qualities about them, we don't know what we're doing, but we're having fun doing it, fucking idiots are just miserable sacks of shit with no redeemable qualities at all.

    But I could be wrong , I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm not sure. You are the one confused about you being Jordan Peterson or not.

    I guess that the question boils down to to having redeemable qualities. At least using your own definition.

    If you have them then you aren't Jordan Peterson, of you don't than I have bad news.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It was more a joke about me smoking weed and not being able to keep a room tidy for shit.

    But just for the record: I do not, have never, nor will ever agree with the views of the crying lobster benzo bitch boy named Jordan Peterson, not in this reality or any of the other realities where he spouts this insane shit through more tears than an onion cutting convention.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I was pretty sure you had redeemable qualities, I was joking too, as I was pretty sure you weren't actually Jordan Peterson ;)

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Yeah I just wanted to talk shit about Him more.

    Like I don't understand how these people think he's amazing, he's the worst representation of good mental health I've seen since I looked in the mirror, it's like a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs.... Wait, he is a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs and clean your room.. Of course cleaning your room is going to make you feel better you fucking moron, he needs to go back into that induced coma for a while.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    He just needs to be addicted to different drugs. Kick the Kpins and pick up a coke habbit... Problem solved.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Kpins and pick up a coke habbit

    Musk is using k, Peterson prefers benzos.

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    • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Yeah, I don't think it's mold. Or demons. Dude's 120% back on the benzos.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Benzos are super potent mast cell inhibitors, coming off that insane benzo addiction has probably highly sensitised his mast cells which signal for the immune system. Exposure to mold is a common trigger for those with mast cell related disease. As are many foods which he has eliminated

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Sure but when a mast cell degranulates, it releases histamine, prostaglandins, and other stuff. He isn't in the hospital for continuous anaphylaxis or pain/inflammation from like PGE2, he is there for a "mold infection." It seems more likely that his mast cells perhaps died off rather than sensitized due to lack of use / chronic suppression and now he has almost like self induced AIDs/weakened immune system. And probably some vitamin deficiencies exacerbating everything.

    Looking through the literature, chronic benzo use is indeed associated with weakened immune systems AND paradoxically heightened immune responses, probably due to genetic and environmental variability in response to taking those.

    I still think he did some weird ass treatment with his coma in Russia though that he isn't telling anyone about.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I find it remarkable he hasn't had a mast cell count, or at least mentioned as much when talking about his health

    He seems to have chronic inflammation problems, and when I had mast cell activation problems I never had anaphylaxis. Would be interesting to know what is going on

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I had mast cell issues that resulted in me getting anaphylaxis to seemingly nothing several times, so everyone is different ofc.

    I don't know if we will ever know the truth. They never performed a forensic autopsy for Charlie Kirk as far as I'm aware. Protocol isn't protocol anymore

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I still think Russian poisoning or experimentation is a possiblility. He is a Russian mouthpiece who went to Russia for a medically induced coma supposedly, he got extremely sick and has been struggling since then. Who's to say what even happened there

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    • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Isn't it amazing this asshole got rich by spewing BS focused on "alpha males" and a full on "macho" attitude, yet they avoid any personal responsibility like it's acid.

    It isn't the many drugs this guys has taken all his life.... nooooooo... it's a spiritual attack from someone else

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think it's more amazing that anyone could take "alpha male" advice from a guy who's this much of a wimp

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    • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Oh good, the spells are working. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    So much for “clean up your room”.

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    [–] 69 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    First Charlie Kirk and now potentially Jordan Peterson. What is this Xmas? 😂

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Who?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Was a Nazi spokesperson and gun advocate that got shot.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Doesn't ring a bell? I guess I'll keep on living.

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    • [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    I love how much his grifter daughter is trying to kill him. Dragon of chaos goes hard

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Maybe he should clean up his room.

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    • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    as well as a spate of neurological issues that have apparently left him unable to regulate his emotions.

    How can they even tell? He is just like that.

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    • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Ok, which one of you jokers paid the Kirk witches to hex this guy?

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    • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Given that this guy wrote about a dream he had wherein his grandmother grabbed a fistful of her pubes and stroked his face with them while asking him to comment on how soft they were, I think we can rule out demonic attack. They may be the minions of Satan, but even demons would be like "bro, what the fuck?!?"

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    First JKR, now JBP. I'm starting to see a pattern with these career pseudointellectual transphobes and black mold.

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    • [–] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dear mold, please do JK Rowling next. Thank you 🙏🏽

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