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[–] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

These guides always misspell Alfa

Alpha is confusing for not native English speakers, so it's supposed to be spelt with an F.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet#Alfa

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    I appreciate the Archer reference

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    personally, I've always preferred this version:

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    A radio show I listened to years ago did a competition each day to update each letter of the phonetic alphabet. I don't remember most of them, but they decided that T should be "Technotechnotechno" and that always amused me.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    it seems hard unless you use it a lot and then it's second nature. I've had to actually stop myself from using it in places like for a drive-thru pickup code, as that never goes well.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I was using this to read put a gift card code to make a purchase over the phone with apple (don't ask why, it was a shit show), and when I gave Sierra, the person thought it was C as in Ciara. Had to repeat the whole thing over again.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I've always enjoyed playing with folks who actually know this by giving them intentionally misleading cues. Instead of "E as in Echo", say "G as in Gecko". That sort of thing. Cuneiform, Frisky, Mango, Oubliette, Zima...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Now I want all 26 done this way... D as in django would probably be the best though.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    I remember someone screaming for a code down a phone line once and my mate started with the whole “G for gnome” , “P for pterodactyl” etc.

    I laughed.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    one of my last jobs needed me to use this for reading inventory locations to a crane operator over a phone. he always seemed slightly bemused that I didn't know the phonetic alphabet and had to make up my own phonetics for him

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I can imagine the laughs at all the words you might have come up with. "It's at uhh..... Narwhal Sellotape Banana!"

    A reminder though, to anyone who needs it - don't be condescending to others for not knowing things. Everything we know, we had to learn.

    For me, I learnt the phonetic alphabet after getting frustrated one too many times trying to give my postal code and car reg on a bad phone line.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As a Swedish IT technician, I use two phonetic alphabets.

    The Swedish phonetic alphabet was created in the 1890s and first published in 1902, in the 1960s a few entries were changed to reduce the risk of confusion.

    A - Adam
    B - Bertil
    C - Cesar
    D - David
    E - Erik
    F - Filip
    G - Gustav
    H - Helge
    I - Ivar
    J - Johan
    K - Kalle
    L - Ludvig
    M - Martin
    N - Niklas
    O - Olle (air traffic communications), Olof (military use)
    P - Petter
    Q - Qvintus
    R - Rudolf
    S - Sigurd
    T - Tore
    U - Urban
    V - Viktor
    W - Wilhelm
    X - Xerxes
    Y - Yngve
    Z - Zäta
    Å - Åke
    Ä - Ärlig
    Ö - Östen

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I use a different phonetic alphabet:

    phonetic alphabet using character names

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    We need the real, dirty version. Not the one you use for mom.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

    Asshole Ballsack Cumdump Dickwad Ejaculate Fuckface Gooner Hand-job Incest Jizz Knob-gobbler Lube MILF Nipples Orgy Pussy Queef Rim-job Shithead Titfuck Urethra Vagina Wanker X-rated Yiff Zoo-porn

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    Oh crap, missed one lol, I would go with "Zoo Open"

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    M as in Mancy. You would know!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The "calls with your mom or diffusing a bomb"...that whole section seems weird.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    M like in Mancy

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    For years I thought U was unicorn.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There was a very large number of people who seem to want to write C for Sierra and it's really concerning.

    Not only does it mean they've never heard of Sierra Leone which shows a distinct lack of geopolitical knowledge, but they've also never heard of Sierra software which shows that they're not worth talking to.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Also that they thought that the phonetic alphabet, created for making it less ambiguous to describe English letters verbally, would decide to use one of the exception cases to the pronunciation of the letter C where it takes on the identical sound to the letter S, to help avoid confusion.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm sure a lot of people don't know about the phonetic alphabet and just think I'm coming up with equivalents on the fly.

    I once had an engineer go "G as in, ....er... Oh Geee?", which I suppose worked, sort of.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I once saw a KFC entrance that had the pattern .. ._.. . above it. I didn't tell them.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The person installing the pattern clearly didn't know Morse code and probably just thought it was a decorative pattern.

    It's upside-down.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Having a 7 year old and a junior enlisted US Marine seems redundant

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That's fair. I've got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they're left alone and get bored. Always best to have a more mature playmate with them.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I've got enough marines in the family to know what happens when they're left alone and get bored.

    The good crayons always go missing and there’s waxy buildup around their mouth.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In Amateur Radio, if our first calls are not received correctly, most experienced operators will switch up and use alternates for troublesome phonetics. America for Alpha, Germany for Golf, Kilowatt for Kilo. Some folks even use amusing ones. I once heard an American station using “Kentucky Fried Chicken” for their callsign ending in KFC.

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    That Morse code tidbit is actually super interesting. I'm curious how systematically they went with it, like E-I-S-H were the most common, and are ascending in dit counts. And then A being one dit and dash being the next most frequent. Or some combination of "values" for a dit/dash

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I practice this by reading off license plates while I’m driving.

    It’s not a useful skill at all because the only time I use it is calling somewhere, and nobody else knows them.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You have to say it anyway, make them the weird one for not putting two and two together. This shit was created for a reason.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    FYI, the semaphore signs are shown from the listener's PoV, so if you are signing to someone, you have to mirror the directions you see in this image. So for example to send a J, you raise your right flag and point the left out level.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It's ALFA https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/declassified_136216.htm

    Don't ask me how I know. It's annoying.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Always been a bit annoyed that people describe Morse as a binary code, it isn't, it's technically trinary, you have 3 symbols, dot, dash, and space. Without a space you can't discern the difference between "hi" and "eeeeee".

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Morse code is transmitted as a binary code, but that doesn't make Morse code binary. If that were the case the Latin alphabet would also count as binary because computers transmit it in binary. The rules you describe is the encoding between Morse code's native trinary alphanumeric encoding into a binary format for transmission.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 year ago

    It is about like the difference between SPI and I2C serial communications.

    I struggled with that one for a little while. My intuition of serial is more like SPI where there is a dedicated clock structure from a clock source that is separate from the data transmission. Or like with UART serial where the clock baud rate must be known or set in advance to establish communications.

    However, with I2C serial it is only a 2 wire data interface, and the clock is built into the data. That is the main serial communications method used for most analog-world type sensors, like temperature, pressure, real time clocks chips, and many slow types of EEPROM persistent memory. SPI is used for small simple displays in embedded devices, and stuff like the flash memory chip that stores your bootloader on your computer. UART is most often the remote serial terminal access on stuff like your computer and router, though all of these com peripherals have exceptions in use cases.

    The way I2C works is that the data line is always held in a high state with a weak pull up resistor. The devices attached to this data line use NPN transistors to pull the line low. Then the protocol establishes who gets to talk and when and how.

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    My dictionary as a kid had a few guides and a map and I have not forgotten a single word off of them.

    This was one.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I know about this. I still choose my own rules. Once I said "X for xylophone". It makes things fun.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    X as in Xanax Y as in Yggdrasil Z as in Zed

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Z is pronounced as "zed" in the UK.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Same here in Canada. And that is why it is funny.

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