guy 1: did you remember my birthday?
guy 2: whispers hey siri what’s this guys birthday
siri: it’s october 27th
guy 2: your birthday is october 27th
guy 1: wow you remembered!
*I AM a geeenius*
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They always seem to have bought ad time without any real idea what to pitch. One would have thought that'd be a step in the process but apparently not.
It can summarise your text messages!
Oh, yes, because that's an insurmountable amount of text to read, please hold my hand through this difficult time.
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The one where he's making gochujang pasta sauce and puts too much sugar in, and Gemini is like "let's turn it into cookies!"
OK but what is he going to have on his pasta? It solved the problem of wasting the ingredients but not, like, the main problem.
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you may laugh but that is the end goal. we're already seeing this in people who are overreliant on AI: you get used to off-loading your brain activity so much that you need to consult AI for the most basic shit. like remembering to eat, or calculating 4+10.
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To be fair, the users they target really are bumbling idiots who need this.
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Okay, but with Sora 2, consider that you can...
Make SpongeBob cosplay as Hitler and create a video of Pikachu shoplifting pokeballs.
Think about how much value that ads.
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Me: What should I have for lunch?
AI: Have you ever tried pinecone jam and barbequed hammers?
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Where are you guys seeing all these ads? Do you not have adblockers?
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Huh, I've lived without ads of any kind other than what I see at the tramstop or going past stores that I never thought about AI ads being a thing. It's not surprising at all, both their existence and people falling for it, but it's just such a weird realisation.
The often used idea, in all kinds of media, of someone living in a weird dystopia and not really being aware of it but slowly getting hints and seeing stuff that makes them go "huh, this is some weird shit that's apparently daily life for a lot of people" is something I feel more and more.
And this isn't some "I'm smarter than them/everyone else" thing, it's just that my brain is wired in a way where I often get these moments of difference, and I know many people feel the same, especially here.
Never used or had interest in AI for anything other than a few minutes of "let's try this AI image generation thing to make weird shit".
Glue pizza?
Oh no I put too much sugar in my sauce. Time to make some dogshit passata cookies instead
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