Lmao what the fuck
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Shoot yourself to own the libs.
Ok then?
The teenager was later found “alive and well” on September 26.
"Well" other than the self-inflicted gunshot wound, one imagines.
“Many of you have asked, ‘Will Caden be facing any charges?’
“‘What about the taxpayer cost of this large-scale investigation and search?’
“I can tell you those items are not off the table at this point,” the sheriff added.
That doesn't sound very convincing. The little shit deffo should be charged straight away.
You need the DA to bring charges against him. That could take a few days while they review the case.
Give them a second. Sheriff is still coming to himself after witnessing this level of stupidity. xD
Mofo shot himself on the leg for no reason lmaooooo
Holstered a loaded gun, safety off, in his belt like on TV. This kid has a future with ICE.
My money is accidentally shout himself in the leg, the tried to cover it with the kidnapping story. But I don’t know the actual timeline, I’m just trying to rationalize the stupidity, which could be a mistake.
(Shoots self) “Ha! Take that, Libs!”
His last name is a homophone for “spite”. This shit writes itself.
Is that how you pronounce it? I would have pronounced it like "spate."
Meh, close enough. Just let me have this one
Hey! You know what? It looks like you were right! Nice work, my friend! Pizza and Mario Kart? Or if you want, my son and I have been getting into Lovers in Space. Cute game where characters have to run around your ship to get to different guns, shield, engine, and map to travel across space and kill attackers while freeing friendly animals. We could use a 3rd (And 4th).
What kind of idiot shoots themselves in the leg
Florida & Texas.
Don't forget about cops giving gun-safety classes.
Shouldn't he be on a terrorism charge?
Reminds me of a nazi in Germany that had his friend hack of some of his fingers to blame it on radical leftists.
Sounds like Caden needs to watch some true crime to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
to find out just how stupid he looked to anyone with at least two brain cells.
We are talking about Florida people here.
Actually not. The only reason why we see these stories from Florida is because the state has unusual transparency laws on reporting offenses.
This type of Florida man shit is taking place across the country we just don't hear about it.
Thats just a myth people on Reddit repeated over and over again believing it's true. Wacky events get reported on wherever they occur. These wacky events just happen to occur most often in Florida. It has nothing to do with their "Sunshine law."
Florida's Government in the Sunshine Law, commonly called the Sunshine Law, passed in 1967. It requires that all meetings of any state, county, or municipal board or commission in Florida be open to the public, and declares that actions taken at closed meetings are not binding
and buy a copy of Grey's anatomy, because there are arteries in there.
Why would spider-man do that?!
Seriously, that pic looks like Tom Holland.
To what purpose?
Incite hate while becoming a new MAGA star. If it worked out he could become an influencer and be famous forever as the kid who escaped being kidnapped by scary brown folks.
for the grift. There's money to be made being a facist in America because you can con your fellow facists for money. He wanted to be a martyr for "the cause" and then ride that clout for financial gain. go be on some podcasts, start his own podcast, start a crypto currency, etc, etc, etc.
To these idiots shooting oneself in the leg is a minimal price to pay for a potential multi-million dollar payday.
Like the woman who carved a B into her forehead in the mirror and said it was Obama supporters. They do this because they believe it's already happening but it's not being reported on so they HAVE to fake the very real thing that that definitely happens so that people will know that it happens!!!!
Wild.

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