Bone hurting juice when the bone healing gun shows up:

Gun breaks bones.
Gun heals bones.
Can’t explain that.

So Americans have been ahead of their time, just waiting for this invention?

Orthopedic surgeons get another carpentry tool! Can't wait to see how they find a reason to use a brad nailer!

Rick gives Morty guns

Love this kinda story. Novel approach but obvious when you think about it.

The Chinese version that shoots an oyster-inspired glue into wound sounds a lot slicker.

Was wondering about this bit, but they covered it in the end.

“It is true that the system requires practice,” Lee said. “We may need to integrate it with a guiding mechanism that would position the head of the device precisely. This could be our next-gen bone printing device.”

I'm picturing some form of targeting with a variable width laser. Dot one: start here, dot two: stop here, make it this wide, rinse and repeat.

Cool, but teach me about that fuckin chonker of a glue gun.

Trauma ward

Sounds like the right tool for the job

looks like they finally found a cure for bone hurting juice