Aye fuckin' manky oot thair like. Huddlin' up wi' pizza an' pish tele. Goat anythin' oan the weekend?

Wiki link

Liz Truss,UK Prime Minister: a tabloid ran a live video stream of "will she outlast this lettuce". The lettuce won after Truss was defenestrated after 49 days

0.10 Liz Trusses (49 days)

Edit: typo in the fraction (originally wrote 0.14 instead of 0.10)

The lettuce wins again

Eyyyyy I see what you did there. 10/10.

Ikr?! Should be a Cloudflare bot detection: no-one dislikes boobs, only bots.

Ya think?!

The AI disclaimer is brilliant:

Ironically, aside from the obvious use of LLMs for the actuall project, everything was written by hand. I wanted to use this as a learning opportunity about git filters, so everything you see is my fault.

"His wife held onto his legs for around five minutes to stop him from being sucked out,"

Wife: You're the one that made us fly Ryanair, you're not getting out of this that easily you cheap bastard!

Ciabbatta and Gouda

A've goat a Muse album launch listening pairty the morra but that's all really