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[–] 99 points 1 year ago

Is that the breast you can do?

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  • [–] 60 points 1 year ago

    You used too much milk

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    My eyes are down here

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  • Do you have to dip them in milk or just squeeze the nip- I mean, iris?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Everything reminds me of her

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    you could call them cup cakes

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    [–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yea, because everyone knows eyeballs are flesh colored and pupils are a pale pink with a distinct tip.

    You made boob cookies. You went in with the intention of making boob cookies. At no point in the process did you intend them to look like eyes.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Now you just need some milk.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Nabisco™ Tits.

    "Hey, I think these things are responding!"

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Looks like the titty monster has come out to play.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Just save them for the adult party.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago
    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    These would pair well with vaginger snaps

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    SCP-597

    unrelated notethat scp is definitely someone's fetish

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Eye don't see the issue

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    With cookies like these, you can't just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off... A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

    ... Then go full cookie monster.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I baked mushroom cookies once, specifically stinkhorn-looking cookies. No idea why I thought of that just now.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    those are some suckable cookies

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Pipe some red icing lines on them and theyll look like eyeballs easily enough

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    "eye ball" cookies

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  • Thats no titty, that's a moob!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What are these, cookies for infants?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Those are titties

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was first posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.

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  • [+] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.

    OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Now I got this stuck in my head (nsfw)

    https://youtube.com/shorts/61IHLWROG7Y

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The elves are getting lonely. Is there a Tinder for elves? "L-vy Love" or something.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Are you at all related to Ed Gein?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I don't think everyone understands the reference...

    https://youtu.be/6wyzKUmlw5c

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