When did I get so hairy?

Think back and ask yourself when was the last time that you found yourself out on the moors during a full moon?

A pro life hack I learnt once was to "wring myself out" with my hands before exiting the shower. It helps a lot.

Scrape most of the water off with your hands after you turn the shower off and you’ll dry faster.

I remember that day. It was over the summer of 2022 and just seemed to happen overnight.

Personally, I think it looks good on you. Oh, and would you mind turning your couch back the way it used to be? It kind of blocks the view of the hall now.

Tell you a story my dad related from his time in Marine boot.

Guy was putting on his socks, pulled them up like he was wearing panty hose. Know what I mean? Stretching and working them up rather than straight yanking.

"Why are you putting on your socks like a woman?"

"Doesn't make the hair stick out and itch."

Non-hairy dad: OK, I'll save that info in case I have a barbarian son.

It works! I spent years with itchy calves until I heard that story!

At age 16, or age 37.

You could try shaving. I do it regularly because im also hairy if I dont. I do sleep better, dry faster, im cooler in warm weather, and maybe a couple other benefits i cannot remember

the only cosmetic procedure I've ever considered is full body lazer hair removal.

Probably most of it during puberty, though it can still gain density in some parts until it eventually can start to fade, in some parts, or not, depending mostly on genetics.

When I get out of the shower it’s like trying to dry a wet towel with a towel.

I make my dog shake a couple times before getting out of the shower for this very reason, she finds it much more amusing than me scrunching her like a sponge.