When I get out of the shower it’s like trying to dry a wet towel with a towel.

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[–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To clarify, this means to run your hands down your body to brush the water off, like a squeegee. Not to twist your skin like some kind of playground punishment.

And it's a game changer. Not only do you dry faster, but your towel dries faster, too.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dude. Uncool.

    Either he WAS smart enough to know not to contort his body into bone crunching positions...

    OR

    .......he might have tried. And we could have laughed.

    Well NOW we'll never know. You took that from us.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    You're right. In fact, I take it back. Crossing your legs, putting one arm behind your back, and using the other hand to give yourself a titty twister makes you dry faster. Don't ask me how it works, but it does. Send a video so we can tell you if you did it right.

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