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[–] [S] 31 points 1 year ago (10 children)

And I got a blank space, babyyyy

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You can tell from the quality of his work that this might be the first time he’s done any kind of manual labor.

    What a thrill for him to pretend he’s a working man. Probably got done went home opened a $12 microbrew and really let his hair down.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That's the first thing that came to my mind. Drips all over the place, looks like a toddler did that.

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  • [–] [S] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It is! He's pictured here being a bootlicking lil chud and grandstanding over some anti-Kirk grafitti

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    There's some old guy who lives near me goes around painting over graffiti like this, when he yelled at my friend for putting up posters one night, i made sure to remind the old codger what he was doing is illegal too

    fucking losers

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  • We don't want him here in Houston. How much did this fucking photo-op cost the state?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    He looks like what you'd get if you shook out every TV-facing recliner chair in America, scooped all the middle-aged man skin flakes and loose hairs into a pile and added a little bit of water.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Damn that’s vividly disgusting. Well done.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    He made it worse.

    The story of Ted Cruz's life.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Alternate option if you're a spreader of dank (see also; shitty) maymays

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why are these hideous and unreadable fonts suddenly everywhere?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I do apologize, but it is by design. I've discovered it works as a sort of 'captcha' that keeps Twitter bot farms from reading them. If they manage to recognize there's words, they generally shit themselves.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child)

    That's interesting in and of itself - I'm all for things that confuse AI.

    But out of curiosity, why do you want to confuse Twitter bots?

    Genuine question. I'm not on Twitter and I know nothing about the bots on this disater of a platform. But I wonder what reason you might want have to want to prevent them from reading you memes.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago

    Because the Twitter bots reply with inflammatory shit or just straight up misinformation - so I don't wanna deal. It's not about like... Making a name or something- literally just sick of these fucks.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This has to be a huge motivations for taggers to tag this again, and add a bunch more around the same area.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    So he half-assed it?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Ew, can I just do the second one please?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Goddamn, “Ted”, do you suck at everything you do?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    How about we don't turn more fascists into memes? We already have the Stephen Chowder "change my mind" meme and that's one too many.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    Shit, I didn't even think the text was shopped on at first; I thought maybe the tagger just used that crazy paint that bleeds through normal paints that get used to try and cover up the graffiti. 🤣

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Hes getting a lot fatter. Must be on Trump's McDonalds diet.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'm helping!

    I'm good for something!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why does he have two paint trays filled with the same paint for a section of that size and did he apply it with the roller or did he just literally throw the paint at it?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Looks like one was a tray and one was a cover. Probably had the cover in the tray, didn't secure it or it was the wrong size or shape, and was having problems. So, he took the cover out and just used the tray. I'm sure he had no idea what he was doing.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I drink beer on that bridge. Fuck.

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