Wow, that is impeccable timing.

Thank you for your service, Etsy Witches.

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.

The Universe says, "hold my beer."

If anyone deserves a tip for exceptional service, it's those Etsy witches.

I am getting so many uses out of this meme today

Wow. Curse of hatred on the new moon in August. Dead just after the Full moon of September. I hope the author purchased the protection spell.

Those witches could make a fortune with a time limited discount for hexes on Trump

This is how religion starts

Looks like their caster rolled a nat 20 and scored the crit of a lifetime.

"Etsy witches." So that's what hitmen are calling themselves online now?

Fucking hell this just gets better:

How do I can my friend contact them?

man i ain't never cast no curse, always felt it was bad juju, but i gotta look into this shit.

new moon near the equinox comin up. hrm...

Well, that's customer satisfaction.

Wow those witches are just really direct.

No refund needed.

Who else is in their cursor?

man, i bet business is booming for Etsy witches right now

Five stars, would unholy ritual summon again!

Kickstart 'Curse Charlie KirK'

Guy shot, killer not found, perfect. Could they lay out how one would curse someone like this?

Do I have to ask gpt about this for my fictional novel?