I’m sorry. I’m sorry Etsy witches that I ever doubted your abilities.

I'm about to spend a ton of money on Etsy.

ngl kinda tempted to hire some Etsy witches

Is this how witches do "thoughts and prayers"?

Witches vs patriarchy has never been more literal.

And there I was, in the year of our Lord 2025, staring at my computer, chatting with a witch on Etsy about the state of the world, hoping that somewhere between the cosmos and the internet, justice would be served.

And Lo, . . .

Salem Witch Trials repeat was not on my 2025 bingo card

Imagine being that witch right now and feeling like you were jus thanked a Death Note

Sooooo, where can we find these witches? They got their work cut out for them

Adding that note about not condeming the violence is pathetic. They could have left it as is perfectly fine but there goes Jezebel showing the side they are happy to comply with.

Thought I was in a captcha black hole for a minute there, but eventually I got through.

And holy shit, is that considered murder? And if so, is it the witch, or the person buying the curse who's the murderer?