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[–] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a classic but confused how I'm supposed to use Vim to send an email

Already got my Vim, any tips?

Bottle of Vim Cleaner

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Heh, looks like Microsoft employed someone and just let them do whatever they wanted. So they fucked around and made a text editor in Rust. They even have an anime avatar on github. Definitely doesn't smell like a microsoft project but hey.. if a company feeds you, you gotta put their name on your project.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Can emacs really do all of this?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Theres an emacs map plugin, and a webkit browser, and org mode is basically notes + calendar, you can edit and copy remote files with tramp mode. Theres also an emacs plugin for launching steam games.

    Emacs comes with a plugin called "doctor" which is a rudimentary text ai from the 90s

    One time I wanted to edit a binary file and I found out emacs comes with a hex editor

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Probably. I recently installed a bunch of packages so now I use emacs to check my RSS feeds, look up the current word's definition or synonyms, browse Gopher and Gemini sites, check my email ... I told myself I was doing it just for fun to see how much truth there was to the whole "emacs is a great operating system" joke but I genuinely love how handy it all is and I'm worried I'm going to keep falling in even deeper. A part of me does dislike not using purpose built programs for each of those functions ("do one thing and do it well"), but it's been a fun experiment so far

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  • [–] 80 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Sounds like vim is aspiring to be Emacs.

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    only because once you start using vim, you can't stop. why do you think people make full on operating systems within vim?

    because they can't leave.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    what sort of honoric is et al, does it make you plural?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In case you're not being sarcastic, et al is a shortening that means "among others" - usually authors of academic papers are clubbed together like this. In this context it is more like, "among other educational qualifications"

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    This feels like a meme a vim user would make about emacs being bloated

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  • [–] 171 points 1 year ago (34 children)

    You used the wrong icon. It should be emacs

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  • [–] 220 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Yeah, emacs makes way more sense for this one

    The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    That actually made me laugh out loud. Well done

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    oh man. all the old jokes are new again. shit, am i basically a dad now?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I saw that reply and figured I'd just let the whippersnappers enjoy themselves πŸ˜…

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    it's a healthy sign of a community when dad jokes enter the cultural milieu as something that's passed from generation to generation. we inherited these jokes, handed them down, and someday they'll be handed down again

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I am a firm believer of (neo)vim being the pinnacle of editing. My workdays start with vim and end with vim. But vim is not the everything app, which the e in emacs probably stands for.

    HOWEVER, there are vim plugins for almost everything, which is pretty cool. This point goes to you, emacs rivals. Let's keep it between us and not the vs code or IDE weirdos

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  • This would be more believable with eMacs tbh

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    This is one of those threads where it is like all of you are just speaking funny(?) gibberish at each other.

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    [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Mom: we have Google Maps at home

    Google Maps at home: Vim

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    "YESS! YESSSSS! GIVE IN TO YOUR EMACS SIDE!!!"

    Google Search really sucks these days. I can't find any images of Richard M. Stallman as a Sith lord, even though I'm sure vi fans have made several edits by now. ...It's been a while.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    emacs -> neovim

    Full enlightenment achieved

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    neovim -> helix

    enlightenment upgraded

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  • Oops, all vim!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    AMSTERDAM TRIP: 52.37952717594758, 4.898731163397595 -> 52.373726213381254, 4.8991743688343785 -> 52.37307624236834, 4.892481840346751 -> 52.375235597713356, 4.883881824117286 -> 52.364346142549444, 4.882779439603186 -> 52.358151346039655, 4.868920785661565 -> 52.36032825423474, 4.885688072103288 -> 52.38899110197864, 4.8381014035210965

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    This would be funnier if it were emacs since that's the one that has a metric ton of plugins for all of these

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I much prefer handwriting in shorthand, scanning it in, running it through OCR, and cat to a file.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This would make more sense with Emacs /ducks

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago*

    One night there was a storm, and Master Wq’s house collapsed. The next morning he began to build it again using his old tools. His novice came to help him, and they built for a while and were making good progress. As they worked, the novice began to tell Master Wq of his latest accomplishments.

    β€œMaster, I have developed a wonderful Vim script to give all sorts of useful information about a document. It counts the words, the sentences, the paragraphs, and even tells you what kind of document it is using the syntax highlighting rules. I use it in my pipelines all the time. It is a thing of beauty, and I am very proud. Truly, Vim is the greatest tool!”

    Master Wq did not reply. Thinking he had unwittingly angered his master, the novice fell silent and continued his work.

    The novice finished aligning two beams and had positioned a nail ready for beating into the wood, but found the hammer was out of reach.

    β€œWould you pass me the hammer, master?”

    Master Wq handed the novice a saw.

    At once, the novice was enlightened.

    https://blog.sanctum.geek.nz/vim-koans/

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