99% of marriage is sharing stuff you find and 1% asking if they heard you.
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My wife actually agreed to watch the new Naked Gun movie with me and managed to restrain the urge roll her eyes through most of it. That's how I know I am loved. 🥰
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It's okay, the trade deal is YouTube videos on his phone, tiktoks from hers.
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No I promise this one is really good!
My wife interrupts me, then makes me wait for the video to loop around to the start so she can make me watch it on her phone. Often it doesn't start correctly, so she has to try again. Invariably, by the time it actually plays for me, it doesn't live up to the effort that went into showing it.
If I want to share a video with her, I just send her the link via text like a human being. She can watch it when she wants to, or just ignore it.
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Married 34 years. Can't say I've ever been forced to watch videos on my husband's phone. Although if he's splitting a gut, I usually ask if I can watch it. Married doesn't mean attached at the hip or phone.
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On the opposite end it's dogs for some reason.
I want a relationship, but I don't ever want to live with a dog. Apparently that's literally impossible if women's profiles on dating sites can be extrapolated to the general population of women lol
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Yeah but now I know all about dehumidifiers, what are you bringing to the relationship, Blair?
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Marry a woman?
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Your information is out of date. It's actually so much worse now: we've got bros out here trying to get people to look at their slopgen videos. 😒
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We can watch them on your phone.
but what if that video is about a master craftsman transforming an old book into a genuine masterpiece? it's only 2h 🥺
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It's only 37 minutes of technical off-road driving get over it
Cast the screen to a TV?
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I don't get it.
She wants to get married, but apparently men constantly show videos on their phones, which she doesn't want.
Is that a thing? Maybe I don't know enough guys? The only person insisting on showing me videos on their phone is my wife so...
Or maybe she thinks it's an SO thing. I guess that would make more sense, now I think about it. For sure, my wife is the only person I tolerate this nonsense from.
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I must be a woman because I do not force people to watch YouTube videos 💖💖💖
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My wife only has to watch porno on my phone, this lady is getting ripped off.
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Weird seeing a post from her, I was just watching an old Trevor Moore show with her on it.
Marry a lady!
Also, pedantry: activate! It's not an either-or situation -- it's a both situation.
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Wait so if I see a cheeseburger I can’t pull up the 3 second clip of Ecchan saying "Cheeseboige"? That’s cruel.
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Meet halfway, tell them they have to screen cast to the closest TV or no watchie
God forbid a man initiate a Bid for Connection
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(sigh) is this it for life? Just a never ending struggle between the biological urge to couple up and a desire to tell absolutely everyone to just fuck off so they're not disrupting your peace you're not disrupting their peace.
I'm done. Fuck it. I'm making an exit plan.
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