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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No carnies are my number two fear

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Should I rebuild my base in Factorio to massively boost copper and circuit production or just wait for module production to catch up?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    What other lies have you told?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Now, now, I’m sure there’s a kernel of truth in there!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Damn it. Why do you have to be so corny?

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    I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method... If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What's it like, knowing that you've just peaked?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    When did you decide to become a liar? 😀

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Did you forget to microwave it first?

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Relax the throat and cup the balls

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Which lottery numbers are you picking?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    How do you sleep at night?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    How does it feel to have offended God?

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  • Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Did you pop the corn?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Do you like more sweet or salt popcorn?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    how much throat numbing spray did you use?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    How you do feel in this moment? Coming down the stretch and seeing the finish line, what was in your head?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    little bag of popcorn

    One of those microwavable dillyos?
    Any superpowers from the PFAS yet? 😏

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    C/unhingedpost

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