90% seems low.

Trump: Don't worry, I didn't die.

90 % of the world:

he spent a few days to avoid talking about the epstein files.

I was out of cell reception and WiFi for 3 days and all the flags were half mast when I came out of the woods this morning.

Just had a little glimmer of hope, but assumed there would be more going on if it was for his belated fucking death.

99%

The other 10% are terrified of Vance & Miller if they didn't have to pretend to kowtow to the old guy.

Yeah .... how about you don't tell me anything ... anything at all ... until you can tell me that he is dead.

90% of the world population

Heh, Muricans just can't stop overestimating their importance.

Trump dying wouldn't fix anything. JD Vance is worse.

Your problems won't go away after