Ever since the humble space has been supported in passwords, it’s become so easy to remember them. The longest password I had ever used was “A future is not given to you. It is something you must take for yourself.” At a hotel chain I did IT for a decade ago. The chain is shuttered and gone, and I still remember my password.
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"The password complexity is required by law."
Sometimes it nice to have regulations.
you would think its exaggeration but its fucking not. Had an overpaid asshole say he needed a password that ends in 123456789 because he was in a "fast paced environment" bitch remember two words and a number
I don't understand people who won't embrace password managers. I don't know my password. It's as long as can be and different everywhere.
Though my work won't let us use biometrics to sign into our work laptops for some reason. So as a workaround I have my own keyboard that I created a macro for such that if I hit a certain key combo it types my login for me. Secure? No. But if someone knew to even check that (extremely unlikely) and then actually stole my keyboard to do so then I have much bigger problems than whatever lame shit they think they're gonna get on my work laptop. Also I take the keyboard home every day.
won’t let us use biometrics to sign into our work laptops for some reason
because they are shit. not secure.
I don't understand people who won't embrace password managers
I simply don't want to have all my eggs in one basket.
If that password manager gets corrupted/compromised/cracked or otherwise becomes unavailable it totally screws me
I've long been of the opinion that passwords on their own aren't fit for purpose.
2FA has to be the way, surely? Most people are going to be a lot more careful with their phone than with a post-it note.
2FA generally still requires a password though.. It's just adding a second thing for OPs manager to bitch about.
Better password practices:
- Use Linux. I'm only half-kidding. A Linux distro will have you typing your password in far more than you ever thought you should have to, giving you much more practice with password memorization.
- Chunk the passwords, like phone numbers. am!z - _hBg - kj47 - GEW is easier to memorize than am!z_hBgkj47GEW.
- Use a password manager.
- Use a password manager.
Or learn your passwords like our ancestors did. If something strikes you as poetic use it as a long password. I still remember an XKCD with "Correct Horse Battery Staple".
I don't know where the entropy is at these days so I'm not sure exactly how many words are recommended at this point, but the issue with passphrases is that you have to treat each word like it's one character. Instead of a lot of symbols, now you need a lot of words for a strong passphrase. It also has to be random assortments of words that make no sense, so passages out of any documents are not a good idea. That XKCD strip is definitely outdated because 4 words wasn't enough even 10 years ago.
That's only true if someone guessing your pass phrase knows that it's made up of words and not random characters.
The idea behind pass phrases is that these things are easy for your human brain to remember, but long enough to be hard to guess by typing random characters (or even combinations of words) by an attacker or a computer (or even a LLM)
What if you use made up words that will not appear in a dictionary
Sorry I just now saw this in my notifies. That is a good question, and I would guess that it would in fact be significantly more secure (at least in the short term) than words from dictionaries - assuming they are truly and randomly made up. It's worth noting that human minds are notoriously bad at being random.
I came up with a modular ruleset that I memorised that allows me to have a unique and complex password for each seperate service, AND I never need to remember them or use a password manager, AND torture me all you want, I actually can't tell you the password unless I'm sitting in front of a US standard keyboard which is kind of annoying on mobile, such that I have a photo of a keyboard in my downloads folder.
But seriously, torture me all you want, I like it.
I just made my password "ILikeSuckingDonaldTrumpsPenis" so that even if you know it, you would have to type it in and now all the metrics about you sent to Big Tech directly through your keyboard will say you like sucking Donald Trump's penis. 😌
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