Where the hell did all that time go?

Fun Fact: I was the very first person who discovered a back masked subliminal message on Tool's "10,000 Days" album and my video got sum 100k views which was insane for that time in youtube history. Whenever Tool finally released their discography on streaming platforms, I got a copyright strike and it was taken down. fuckers.

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[–] 147 points 1 year ago (16 children)

According to a quick search the biggest cohort of YouTube users is 25 to 34, your account is not older than most people on YouTube. I'd apologize for being a pedantic asshole but I'd be lying, I thrive on it.

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  • [–] [S] 42 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    This makes me feel better actually. I always get the vibe that it's all kids and teenagers. Maybe because they've made it too "soft" for lack of a better word that I can think of rn. I'll stop back in another 19 years.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Older people consume the content because that’s the dynamic that we are used to. Few produce it, we don’t have much we “need” to share or say, we are also busy earning. Young people are also busy earning, but it just so happens that their business is the platform, and they “need” to share - not that anyone is asking them to except for the advertising machine that feeds off the engagement, click and rage bait.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I don’t even think under 18s can post, so what’s your metric you’re even using here?

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    Vibes only. High margin of error when it comes to actual numbers but it still feels that way to me. I was only informed of the actual stats in this very thread. Can't mark this as the first time I'm been way off the mark. Ive kinda made a habit of it which is fine with enough beer.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You forget that most adults are mentally children, only with more money and less time. My homelab is just a more expensive lego set.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I remember asking my dad why he didn't watch cartoons anymore when I was a wee little fucker. He said that I wouldn't like cartoons either when I become an adult. Still waiting, dad. Still waiting.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    To be fair, I don't like the cartoons that existed when he was a kid anymore. But I still like the ones that existed when I was a kid. And I very much like the ones that didn't exist yet when I was a kid but do exist now.

    So his opinion made sense at the time.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Yeah I not longer enjoy the cartoons that are targeted towards kids, with a few exceptions.

    Classics like Tom and Jerry survive, and "adult animation" stepped in to save us just before we had to grow up for real.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm sure the number of actual small children that use YouTube is quite high as well, but data would be skewed since they aren't supposed to be on there. The views of channels that cater to them are on another level.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Had a meeting with our sales guy, and he asked how long I'd been running the same engineering software since I knew it so well.

    Me: about 27 years.

    Him: that's longer than I have been alive.

    Oof

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I do sound professionally and I originally learned to track on 2" magnetic tape. Our one digital console had something like 24 channels (which was cutting edge at the time) and every channel required a $40k card slotted into this proprietary rack costing god know how much. Now, any cheap laptop can be an audio rig that has basically unlimited channels and enough DSP to basically do anything they want. Nothing like slicing tape with a razor hoping your edit was right. Also, navigating a patch bay that looks like spilled spaghetti to pop a single channel of compression on a track.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ah Razor tool now makes sense in KDEnlive editor

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Exactly. It's an art in itself. A cross fade was laying the diagonal cuts of two strips onto each other at the seam. Your fade time what the angle of the cut. DAWs visualize that but it used to be an actual cut. Wild times back then. Digital completely took over right after I left college and it's a shame because there's something special in there that makes every edit mean something. With no Ctrl-Z, every cut is a commitment.

    If you look up pics of old iconic rock master reels, some of those things look like a Frankenstein monster. But once they put it on wax for sale, you'd never know the reels looked like hot garbage.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Ah cool. I had a similar conversation about when art supplies were very costly, even a single she of watercolour paper or a tube of paint, so the artist had to conjure up something worthy and commit to it, rather than digital art where you can churn out a lot of mediocrity because it costs you nothing

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Apr 19, 2006 for me.

    I miss when the most watched video was Evolution of Dance.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Ohhhhh what a classic. I remember huddling around my girlfriend's (at the time) family computer watching that one god know how many times in a row. Also, hat one with David Blaine but it was this other kid pretending to be him doing impossible tricks.

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    There's probably a better place to ask but I'm going to do it here because I'm remembering now... Anyone remember a kind of mock "how to" series but the person clearly doesn't know what they are doing and eventually they had a video for "how to get back into your house if you get locked out" and they end up failing to get back in and eventually they had a follow up for "how to survive in the woods". The series may have descended into madness after that point.

    I assume it's been long removed but finding that again would be really neat or at least someone who remembers it better than I did.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Can we take a moment to recognize Good Guy(TM) Rick Astley for never copyright-striking his Never Gonna Give You Up videos. He is a real hero.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Reminisce with me about the pre google glory days. In the long long ago. Salad Fingers, that Joey Jordison drum solo video, Badger Badger Badger...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Where did the time go?

    Anyways, does anybody wanna come with me to Candy Mountain?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A coworker of mine was born in 2006. I never knew hiring toddlers was legal...

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago

    My sibling is way younger than I and she and their friends were asking me what it was like during 9/11 because that's entirely before their time. I felt like an old vet talking about storming the beaches on D-Day. It's so wild how actual adults were born in what feels like just a few years ago.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Mine would me much older if it wasn't for an mentally unstable ex-girlfriend deleting my original account.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    People born when you've created your YouTube account are now adults. Some are planning to have children.

    Think about that.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago

    So crazy man. Im really glad I never had kids. Im 40 now and Im just now feeling like I may consider it. No offence to 20 years olds but seeing someone that age with two or three kids blows my mind. I feel like Im just barely old enough to even think about kids.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    19 is not an adult, even if technically they are in the legal sense, thats still firmly in the kid territory. To think some are planning for kids at that age just shows how immature they are.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    They are collecting your deta for this long ಠ_ಠ Surely they know you more than you

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'll drop a knee-breaking one:

    I was born in 2006.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    100k views adjusted for inflation? And you didn't parlay that into a "career" as an influencer? So much potential, wasted.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    112k AkChuUhLee. (I had to look it back up) I've been a career Tool fan but that's as far as I've ever gotten. I'm where I want to be tho. And this way, I won't need to make a fake crying apology video.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's sad that your video was taken down since it looks like someone posted a video about the subliminal message three months later, in December 2008, and it's still up. (I won't post it in case it's you - I don't want to dox you.) Maybe this person posted a follow up crying apology, though.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    it's not me. I have been carrying around that resentment towards them for many years now. Front line get the spear, or so it's said.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    I was curious so I checked mine.

    Aug 24, 2006.

    Jesus I’m old.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Me too, team 2006 checking in!

    Crazy that it's been 10 years since I joined. Right guys? It's been 10 years? 👨🏻 👴🏻 💀

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Can I join the club too?

    Joined YouTube on May 10, 2006

    I even still have the old URL from the days when it didn't require the @:

    https://youtube.com/psythik

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    July 28, 2006 here.

    Brothers!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've gotcha beat by a few months.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Ha! I got ya beat. Barely.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Bro, I was almost 30 when you created that account 😂

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    let's get you back inside, grandpa. Rub some liniment on those bunions and put you on one of your favorite spaghetti westerns.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    March 4, 2006 for me. Looks like a lot of us signed up around the same time. If memory serves, wouldn't that have been about the time that YouTube first got absorbed by Google?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Maybe that's when they also added the ability to subscribe to channels, making it actually useful to have an account if you weren't uploading videos ?

    Idk, just spitballing, my own account is from 2009, because in 2006 my parents definitely didn't have a broadband subscription, and Dailymotion was kinda superior to YouTube for a short time, so that's where I usually went for a while.

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