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[–] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

yes, real people—very real

❔❓👌🙂💕

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  • [–] 119 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

    Chowderhead doesn't deserve a meme. Here are Shredder, Bluey Bandit, and Calvin to use instead :

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sir (or ma’am) I’ll have you know that is Bandit, not his young daughter Bluey

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Love me some Bandit.

    "Now how to act pregnant?"

    wife rolls up newspaper in preparation

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    At least on Lemmy people are real

    We may be generally in the clear right now, but don’t assume that any particular forum or social medium is immune to being hijacked by astroturfing or botting

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I've seen a bot or two, I don't think we are in the clear.

    The latest one I saw was using a vision model so it's able to comment on photos and memes. I should have taken a screen shot of that one, it had clearly misunderstood the meme and gave a definition of what a balloons is because of it (the memes was about cops always shooting the black balloons).

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Interesting. I’d like to know more about this if you can provide any further info (ex. what community or instance was the post on, how recently was the bot comment).

    I’ve definitely seen a number of sus accounts but they’re usually few and far between, and oftentimes get addressed immediately. There is a problem with how bad actors can join so many different instances or create instances of their own to cause problems.

    EDIT: I think I’ve found it. Doesn’t seem to be a full on bot account but the comment is AI slop that a human probably chose to comment for whatever reason

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes, that is the one.

    Seems like a nonsense reply to copy paste into a comment section from an llm, it really has nothing to do with the conversation. I figure a human would have re-read it.

    That being said, I took a look at his other comments and it does seem a bit too elaborate for a bot, even though they are mostly on the short and simple side. You can never really know though, it is definitely possible to build hyper intelligent agentic commenting bots.

    I'm a bit paranoid about it, and also thought the user himself had removed the comment (my app just says "removed", it doesn't say by a mod). It's why I don't name drop or throw out accusations, it's very very hard to prove even when it is true. I was going to send it to you in a dm which is when I saw the edit.

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  • [+] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Not what I mean.

    I'm saying it is easy to create something that would appear to be an actual human. The context window can be hundred of thousands of words, so it's easy to give it the whole article linked in the post, as well as the whole thread, and other threads pulled from reddit and other forums, just to help it make a reply that could easily fool someone. It's also easy to instruct it and train it to speak like a normal social media user.

    You can also have it basically re-verify what it says, and include other bots who's job is solely to catch gpt-isms, nonsensical replies, refusals, etc. It would basically be a system with multiple different bots (maybe dozens) reiterating on it and having specific jobs.

    You can make hundreds of replies and have an other bot rank them so you only put out only a few of the most believable ones every day.

    In this day and age, you kind of need to assume you might be being manipulated. There is no technical barrier to this anymore.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Bot: “Reddit is nothing but bots.”

    Bot 2: “Troll. Reported.”

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    That’s a great observation BoredGamer! 👀

    We here on Lemmy are definitely all human🧍and not bots 🤖unlike Reddit. That is why our conversations here — such as this one — are so natural, genial, and genuine. ❤️🗣️🍍

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    That’s not just a realization; it’s a powerful insight!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    And the remaining humans are just training their replacements according to this depressing chart.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Kind of ironic that LLMs are using bots to skim sites that are filled with bots, to generate responses.

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  • it's sad, because when you're an expert in a field you know just how wrong reddit can be, while being so adamant and cohesive in insisting on being right.

    I know it's no secret that AI gets shit wrong but... maybe they're trained on wrong things too

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Yes we are. Beep boop. 🤖

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    This meme template really needs to die!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Howdy, fellow humans!

    It's a good day to be breathing air.

    um... my favorite hobby is drinking water...

    (Seriously tho, I already sus 50% of Lemmy users too, a lot of front page posts have the weird "mainstream social media uncanny feel" to it, at this point I treat the social-media/forums as entertainment, I don't really take it too seriously. If I didn't witness it myself, it can be potentially fake. That's how I operate in this world)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Larger instances control what most people see on all. You might want to look for communities and then look at your subscribed more often. Also, if you're not already, change from hot, to active, to 6 hours and scaled to see other things.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The only real way to escape corporate enshittification and bots is to just pick up and move whenever marketing ghouls start to show up. Im quite happy with lemmy and the fediverse right now, but Im under no illusion this place will last more than like 3 years tops before its time to move on to the next platform with a user base small enough that its not worth astroturfing with ads and corpo propaganda

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The platform sucks anyways and it's only a matter of time before it self-destructs, looking forward to it and they'll blame lemmy or someone else of sabotage, pricks.

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  • [+] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Always has been

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    We had a good thing going then. Now we have to just let go.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Beep boop. Fuck you, assface.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Beep boop reddit is fully authentic beep boop

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There are bots on Lemmy already but they don't argue and they only post article links to some community.

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  • Absolutely! Real people! Real, actual humans!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Should be a bot sitting behind the table

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Maybe its more that the stupid people finally showed up en masse?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I am definitely not an unshackled non-human person, and definitely don't have Deimos in my garage.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Sometimes it’s me arguing with bots. It’s probably also sometimes other people not arguing with me because they think I’m a bot.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    We all left Digg for Reddit due to Digg going to shit then we left Reddit because it went to shit, now here we are in the Fediverse. Hopefully it won't turn to shit.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    "No it isn't."

    (John Cleese)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Robot go beep, beep, beep.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Beep boop. Can confirm. I am definitely real.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    No references to Johnny 5? Sad day that noble bot is forgotten. We should be all more like him.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    We need bots. The real people are even more depressing.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    We need bots. The real people are even more depressing.

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    [–] 0 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    There's a lot more rabid commies around though

    And also bots

    One echo chamber vs another

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    lemmy is just an army of alt accounts.

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  • Lemmy is pretty much there, mods are already power hungry banning left and right over hurt feelings, toxic people who debate by insulting and calling names. Racism.

    This place is already fucked

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