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[–] 162 points 1 year ago (22 children)

But how hard is it to clean the inevitable fur and hairball puke?

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  • [–] 91 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 142 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Exactly this.

    I had the bed in OPs meme and it was great at first! My cats loved it, they zoomed through day and night. Then one day I noticed only one of the cats would enter at a time and only while I wasn't looking. Eventually I found out one of our cats was holding politically extreme meetings under the bed which eventually resulted in an attempted coup d'etat.

    Anyways, great bed. My cats run my house now and I get to sleep under the bed in a cool maze!

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    how did you come up with this on the spot? Psychedelics? (Serious question)

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Seems like you'd just lift up the mattress like they did for this picture.

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Lifting out a mattress to clean is a huge pain in the ass

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)
  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Woah Woah

    You do not need pets to vacuum out under your bed

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I have a bed similar to this, and it just gets a little dusty. I don't think I've actually cleaned it in a decade, and at most there's just a very faint layer of dust (I just checked) in one or two spots. What are you doing that a mostly sealed area is getting dirty?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Traditional mattresses need to be rotated/flipped anyway. Also, it's a good idea to clean under the bed occasionally.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago

    the cats are gonna take up the whole bed and then you'll be forced to sleep in the maze

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    ahh welcome to the nightmare in cleaning street

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hmm, isn't scent one of those senses tied closely to memory and is permeable to a mattress?

    Also, at OP, cleaning wouldn't be too difficult. Lift mattress, apply vacuum hose.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago

    more like this because my cat is too dumb to find the exit:

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    Great place to store small dead animals

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Try to give them medicine once and you'll be lifting the box spring and mattress off late at night! I guarantee it...

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Good luck if your cat shits under the bed

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No absolutely not!

    The little orange Zip is already dragging socks under the bed to fight. I would never be able to get them back

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Do you want a spider empire? Because this is how you get a spider empire.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago

    My dumbass cats would get lost down there and we'd have to let them out twice a night

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    2am

    kak kak karrrph karrpugh kak kak kak kaaaaak kbbblorp

    Hairball puke pile under my bed.

    I mean there's already one there, but i can at least get to it.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago*

    "hackhackhackhack"....Oh shit!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever seen - I love it!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Taking apart the bed at night because they brought a mouse there.

    Nice.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    That's cats regardless of bed trappings

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    One of our cats would go in and we would never see her again...

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  • Yeah, that’s what you need to hear at 2 AM.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    More like: Cats at 3AM all over your face.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Maybe my cats are weird, but I've never really had the 2 am zoomie issue. One spends most of the night by my feet. I don't know what the other two usually do, but if I get up to use the bathroom, I'll often see them lounging in the hallway, like they're holding a meeting.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This'll be great for a rabbit

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    And its not too dark for them in the interior?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You don't have cats, do you? Lol

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Lotta stubbed toes!

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