tweet. "gf is mad at me bc I am vacuum sealing her stuffed animals" followed by images of a small stuffy in a vacuum pack, flattened to hell. the next picture is of a distraught girlfriend

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[–] 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's a horrible thing to say about that girl!

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    would be if that wasn't one of my types.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Holy shit this is so… cruel yet funny at the same time

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago

    That's funny as fuck

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If anyone did that to any of my stuffed animals, we'd be fighting to the death. Ain't nobody doing that to one of my children and getting away with it!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I love that shirt! I have three godzilla shirts and now I'd like a fourth

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    I can't make out the yellow characters in the godzilla shirt

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Only ones I could read are: 暗 and ヨ

    But the rest, no way to make them out between the quality and the shirt folds.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah the second one looks like ヨ and ⺉ but those two together aren't a character. I thought it might be 里 after that but it didn't help anyway.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Oh good catch, yeah that one next to ヨ could very well be リ/it’s similar-looking radical. Maybe put together in a sentence, it might start out reading “暗より(stylized in katakana)…”, so for those who don’t know Japanese, it’s like “More than dark/darkness…”

    Also of note for those unaware: in Japanese, this kind of sentence structure is commonly used especially in more casual or stylized blurbs/slogans/one-liners etc.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Some get lucky enough to only be put in air jail. Others, the unlucky, get put in no air jail.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Well duh ruins the fluffiness

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    You stuffed her sealed animals?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Her: " you sorry sucker!"

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It's just efficient.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I can’t believe I have to be the first one to reference Netflix here.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    I don't see the humor. Just some dick being disrespectful to a person that trusts them.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    It seems to be pretty lighthearted to me personally. There might be some context that would make this a dick move but it doesn't look that way based on this meme

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  • [+] -23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Her face doesn't convey a light-hearted situation. That's your context.

    And frankly, clarifying an openly disrespectful act as ok, because it's "light-hearted", is ridiculous.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Buddy I've literally never had to say this online but uh

    Touch grass

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I always picture anyone who says touch grass as being surrounded by piss bottles sitting in a chair with huge stains in it.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    does vacuum sealing actually do any damage? I thought if you open it up it's unharmed.

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  • [+] -14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And teaching her to no longer trust them.

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    [–] -2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    This guy doesn't have a girlfriend any longer after sharing that rough picture of her...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Right?! So many people talking abt trust, and disrespecting her stuff... the plushie is fine. If my man posted a pic of me that looked like that I would be like "oh, this man hates me, got it." Girl is obviously a cutie, but like, yikes this photo is bad.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    i love "ugly" pics of my SO they make me smile

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  • I love to send and recieve "ugly" or silly pics with my friends and lovers, that doesn't mean I want them posted on the internet. Idk this girl, we're not friends irl, maybe she's fine with it. If someone that I trusted and loved posted a picture of me making a face like the face the girl in this picture is making, mid sentence, with my eyebrows furrowed and my tongue looking weird like I'm in the middle of a word, I would be really embarassed, especially if it then got memeified and shared over and over and over again.

    This is not a criticism of the girl in the picture whatsoever. Anyone saying "this is a great picture!" is being ingenuine on purpose. She's a pretty girl. This is a bad picture of her. Both can be true.

    Also this is not meant to be an aggressive comment! But the internet takes things too seriously sometimes.

    Whatever! Have a great day! May all your photos be stunners! xoxo

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  • [+] -45 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    She looks a bit young + plush animals = maybe we should check out this dudes PC.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My wife is 30s and has plushies. Hell I'm a 40s male and I have one. Calm down

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Back in the 2000's, I've heard a lot of conservative men telling youthful looking and/or acting women (and teens of course) to "age themselves up" with various ways, so it wouldn't be "pedophilic" to be attracted to them. Deepen their voice, grow out their pubic hair if they were shown naked, sometimes even the suggestion that they should get a plastic surgery to look mature enough in a good way (not the wrinkles, they're bad of course). They only abandoned this kind of view once feminist media critique became mainstream, and certain bad parts of it wasn't actively called out due to most critique of feminist media critique was extremely bad faith, so stuff like this ended up in progressive circles.

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  • [+] -8 points 1 year ago

    Thanks for the background. I think it is not about banning certain behavior/looks, but to educate, so that they can make mature decisions on their own. Things that go through my mind, when I saw this meme:

    • i would not want to date someone that looks like a child
    • playing with plush does not help that fact
    • I would never want to be exposed on the internet while looking this wasted
    • I would never want to expose my partner in such a vulnerable moment.

    So they don’t look like kids, but are obviously emotionally very immature as well. But as you can see, psychological problems get tons of support, making it look like it is normal to not treat that.

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  • [+] -8 points 1 year ago

    You can just tell they shouldn't be dating

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