Try more like trillions of trillions of trillions... repeat a few more times.

As if being shredded to atoms wasn't harsh enough, you don't even get keep your neutrons and electrons in this process. I guess it still counts as "exiting" the black hole, but just barely.

What if I have somewhere to be before then?

That assumes black holes aren’t the Big Bang white hole events of new pocket universes of the fizzy foam multiverse.

You could be part of a whole new universe! You wouldn’t know it, but how fun!

what if i want to use my legs afters

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It's not even about needing to exceed the speed of light. Once you cross the event horizon, spacetime around you is so warped that "out" doesn't exist anymore. Point your ship in any direction and fire up your FTL engine; it doesn't matter. No matter which way you try and fly your ship, you'll be getting closer to the center. Once you cross the event horizon, there is literally no way out.

Does this also mean that black holes are totally indestructible?

So if you walk backwards, every direction leads out. Easy!

Vacation is seeming further and further away.

No no no. You need to take the u-turn at the other end of the universe.

So what is it?

Hmm. You might be causally disconnected from the grandparent reality, but you're technically still inside both child and grandchild.

Pretty sure even that wouldn't work? Once inside all directions become further in, or all futures become further in, or some bullshit like that.

Maybe my farts are

or have a time dilation device from sg1, that is modified by replicators

You can eveporate your way out of it, given enough time.

Exactly, when you're going through hell, keep going. Maybe you'll find a white hole in the other end with a new universe to explore.

Only from an outside perspective. Inside the black hole it’s already next Tuesday.

Actually, it may be that it quite literally can't take any time inside a singularity! As you approach a singularity, the spacetime curve representing the passage of time approaches zero, meaning that from your perspective, the universe outside the event horizon moves more and more impossibly fast, and from an outside perspective, you move more and more slowly until your motion appears to stop entirely.

At the singularity, our understanding of spacetime basically just shrugs in an infinite manner, puts on its hat, and clocks out for the day. It may be that, for the singularity, the entirety of time between the collapse of the star that formed the black hole and the eventual evaporation of the black hole due to Hawking radiation are compressed into a single instant, and no time at all passes for it.

So you might not need any books at all, because by the time you reach the singularity (which wouldn't take a particularly long subjective time), it may well be the end of the universe. Hope you paid the meter.

(Edit to add: Now, probably not. Hawking radiation has to come from somewhere, meaning the particles that have been absorbed had to be converted into them at some point, and that can't happen if those particles are also still matter (or whatever) in an eternal conga line at the singularity. But hey, our understanding of physics literally can't be confirmed or denied inside of a black hole, so your fanfic is as good as anyone's!)

You're maybe thinking of white dwarfs. Black holes don't do that.

Do they do that? Is that what the Big Bang was?

depends how close you are, and not getting spaghettified.

Perhaps op can escape in a form of electromagnetic radiation....

And never trust it when it says "quick save" always make a manual backup!