Trump doing the ole switcharoo.. Libs gonna have a field day!

Imagine the howling from every Republican in congress if this had happened during a Democratic presidency.

Loved this bit:

"On Saturday, White House Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly dismissed the papers as a "multi-page lunch menu" and suggested leaving the information on a public printer was not a security breach."

Followed by:

"Pages 2 through 5 of the documents listed the names and phone numbers of three U.S. staff members"

"So if we started calling these three people for comment, that's totally cool with you?"

Uhh... don't a lot of modern printers have onboard storage where they keep previously printed documents? If so you could probably get a lot more from that printer. Or am I thinking of copiers?

Something something only the best people?

It also revealed that Trump intended to give Putin a ceremonial present.

"POTUS to President Putin," the document states, "American Bald Eagle Desk Statue."

Pages 2 through 5 listed the names and phone numbers of three U.S. staff members as well as the names of 13 U.S. and Russian state leaders. The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn."

Pages 6 and 7 in the packet described how lunch at the summit would be served, and for whom. A menu included in the documents indicated that the luncheon was to be held "in honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin."

What a worthless traitor. When can we start saying the things we can’t say?

We are currently clear on OPSEC.

I didn't think anyone actually used those business centers.

👊🇺🇸🔥

Here's a conspiracy theory. They were left there by Russians, not Americans.

That pronounciation guide though....

PUTIN

POO-tihn

POO

You don't just not leave things at printers. You never use a printer that's not properly secured for the level of documents you're printing. Like, ever.

Welcome to the new US government of true DEI hires.

The first page in the printed packet disclosed the sequence of meetings for August 15, including the specific names of the rooms inside the base in Anchorage where they would take place. It also revealed that Trump intended to give Putin a ceremonial present.

"POTUS to President Putin," the document states, "American Bald Eagle Desk Statue."

Pages 2 through 5 listed the names and phone numbers of three U.S. staff members as well as the names of 13 U.S. and Russian state leaders. The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn."

Pages 6 and 7 in the packet described how lunch at the summit would be served, and for whom. A menu included in the documents indicated that the luncheon was to be held "in honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin."

But Hillary's emails and Obama's tan suit!

Kakistocracy.

Honestly I wouldn't be if this was another planned media distraction.

So, was the 'bald eagle statue' gift properly laced with listening devices? :-p

I like to think this was some fed up staffer pulling some quiet sabotage, but maybe that's wishful thinking...

That bald eagle statue has a direct line to putins office I guarantee it

He who drinks with the enemy while his ally bleeds is no hero but a fool. You grant him honor while he seeks to burn your and your ally’s home. No word of peace holds meaning while his sword is still raised against those who stand with you.

Install troops in Ukraine and show Putin already god damn it. That makes putin mad? Good that will make EU more unified. And its not like putin is gonna drop nuclear bombs or attack the west cause thats suicide. So bring him to his knees.

... They used a hotels printer to print sensitive documents???

Brother in Christ. Yes, good, network printers are a bastion of security.

Little old me could have legitimately intercepted that if they printed it while connected to a hotel wifi.

Opsec so clean you could defund your public media

The level of ineptitude is almost as great as the level of corruption.

Exceedingly competent work, as always.

"it would be so embarrassing to say my boss' name wrong."

Is the silent “h” necessary in the phonetic pronunciation of Poo-tin’s name?

Here's my prediction of what will happen

1. This will slowly (or rapidly) make its waves through the papers until it's being brought up and sensationalized by Instagram and TikTok influencers. Some girl will go viral talking about it overlayed over a shitty screenshot of the article.
2. The comments will be full of people continuing to shout about Epstein and Gaza in the comments (not that I necessarily disagree), mixed in with right wing bots calling it a lunch menu (private accounts with thousands of followers, generic pictures, and Jesus captions)
3. Trump will boast about how we have THE BESTEST national security
4. The federal government will devote all their energy into finding out who this guest is, down to subpoenas and/or extortion, assuming the hotel doesn't immediately capitulate
5. By this point half the population will have forgotten about it, but Trump won't be happy until everyone is silent. He will do something big to distract from this + the Epstein files, like sending the military into Mexico
6. Rinse and repeat

Something something buttery males

People get arrested for less than this.

Clowns gonna clown, right?

We can just stop pretending we hold our government leaders and law enforcement to any standard of professionalism at all.

Trump and his band of incompetent amateurs....

I wonder how many bugs POO-tihns spooks planted while this big diplomatic circlejerk went down.

Trump probably handed out national secrets as party favors to Putin.