Pretty much sums it up.

I recommend grating cheese over your fries before warming them up!

Leftover fries heated in an airfryer are still good

Get an air fryer, I can't help you with the rest though.

Pop those cold fries in the air frier

Surprisingly a lot of these can be fixed with an air fryer. I spend less money because of mine because I can make small amounts of crispy snacks without having to get fast food, and they reheat fries like nobody's business.

Some pet birds live about 100 years.

Air frier for fries.

Sometimes people just suck, maybe find better people to be around?

Add a sheet of moist paper towel over any baked goods when warming up in the microwave. This counteracts the microwave removing moisture. Leftover pizza tastes way better. Maybe fries too?

store your fries leftovers in a sealed container to avoid desiccation, and in the fridge to slow bacterial proliferation. warm them up by putting a couple of tbsp vegetable oil into a frying pan and fry them at medium temperature.

I wish people would wake up to capitalism being the biggest scam and finally liberating the human race to an advanced way of life where we aren't dying from famine or warfare and also don't have to waste so much of our lives making like 3 people even more richer than they already were—but I digress. They'll learn it the hard way it seems.

Amen to that first one in particular

This reminds me of the Guns and Roses requirements for paradise. "Women are attractive, and the grass is the same colour as everywhere". And nobody really cares about the grass.

Leftover fries can be either air fried gain (but you'll need to flip them half way) or pan fried in neutral oil (tastier but less healthy).

Can't help with the other three problems.

Left over fries are good, sometimes I even leave them out on purpose to reheat them!

I WILL die on this hill