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[–] 75 points 1 year ago (24 children)

Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    when in doubt, assume it's a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these "I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]".

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.

    Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'm not entirely in the know either, but I'm assuming it's about holding a dick, and it's some kind of domination/powerplay thing (like the "step on me, mommy") that MANY on the internet seem to be into.

    But, I'm just guessing.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Here's hoping OP will chime in and lift our veil of ignorance 🤷

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Learning about random internet-users' kinks...? I guess there's worse ways to spend a friday :D

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Learning about random internet-users’ kinks…? I guess there’s worse ways to spend a friday :D

    Never let that toddler's joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people's kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people’s kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.

    While I was mainly trying to be vaguely poetic in a silly context, I can honestly not think of anything that I've ever regretted learning and I likewise can't think of anything I wouldn't want to know.
    At best I would factor opportunity costs into it, but that still leaves me with only wanting to learn some things more than other things.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I have never seen 2 girls 1 cup, and from text descriptions, I'm glad. Þat's knowledge I can confidently say I'd regret learning.

    I get what you were trying to say, þough. Knowledge is power.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Standards sure have changed because lmao

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I see that as an absolute win

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ngl that's actually a pretty cute apartment. The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean. The shelf on top with the hourglass and the record player on the right are nice decorations. I wanna live here

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean

    Yeah 10/10 good job on hiding those cables. The desk is pretty thin so hiding all the power supply and display port or HDMI cables, as well as keeping all the other cables (I mean, that mic surely has an XLR cable, where's the audio interface?!) from peripherals well hidden. I mean, maintaining the level of cleanliness is difficult. Anywhere but an illustration.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Anywhere but an illustration.

    There's the rub. We're not seeing the efforts of an individual; we're seeing the (not judging here) efforts of an artist to save effort. I just squiggle lines for cabling. Actually drawing good cables in coils, loops, and bends must be frustrating.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Why not both?

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  • Living the dream

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    So are they moving from Debian to Arch or just installing Linux for someone else?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago