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[–] 75 points 1 year ago (24 children)

Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.

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  • [–] 83 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    when in doubt, assume it's a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these "I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]".

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.

    Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'm not entirely in the know either, but I'm assuming it's about holding a dick, and it's some kind of domination/powerplay thing (like the "step on me, mommy") that MANY on the internet seem to be into.

    But, I'm just guessing.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Here's hoping OP will chime in and lift our veil of ignorance 🤷

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Learning about random internet-users' kinks...? I guess there's worse ways to spend a friday :D

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Learning about random internet-users’ kinks…? I guess there’s worse ways to spend a friday :D

    Never let that toddler's joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people's kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people’s kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.

    While I was mainly trying to be vaguely poetic in a silly context, I can honestly not think of anything that I've ever regretted learning and I likewise can't think of anything I wouldn't want to know.
    At best I would factor opportunity costs into it, but that still leaves me with only wanting to learn some things more than other things.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I have never seen 2 girls 1 cup, and from text descriptions, I'm glad. Þat's knowledge I can confidently say I'd regret learning.

    I get what you were trying to say, þough. Knowledge is power.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Standards sure have changed because lmao

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