Protesting immigrants seems to be their thing

I thought it was the protestors wearing masks! Honest!

Lookout, Jimbo! He's comin' right for us!

Skin color, last name and political affiliation will determine who’s the victim and who’s the assailant

Purge ruleset

Fuck yeah, Night City here we come!

The first armed protest on a freeway will clarify everything.

That sounds like maximum USA . Two people not caring about the other, only thinking about themselves, and neither willing to just back off

Well ya see, the driver is based and the shooter is woke so the shooter is wrong and gets the chair if the car doesn't kill them first

Frankenstein approves

DeSantisCoin, a new crypto backed by the leader of Florida Man

Can I get it in the form of an unregulated memecoin?

What's the exchange rate to Stanley Nickles?

God damn, I managed to eat an onion on a /c/nottheonion comment... I rushed over the article to find where that quote was from, only to feel dumber and dumber as it dawned on me that it is, in fact, way past bedtime.

No not those protests

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

Floridians have a right to hit protesters with their car if they need to "flee for your safety."

are you fleeing for your safety surrounded by ron de santises?

Don't try to be rational with ghouls.

The duty, I'd say.

I don't understand how these MAGA Morons can't figure out that these laws they want are two-edged swords. If they can use it against normal people, then normal people can use it against them, too.

only if they attack you.

Which means the same as their ridiculous stand your ground law: right wing traitor lunatics will get away with actual crimes, and normal decent folks will get busted.

Using the “Kyle Rittenhouse” excuse!

“I was so fearful, that I drove from my house in IL to another state with a rifle and shot people because, “I feared for my life! Not like it was murder or anything!”

So now all MAGOTS are free range, hit em if you see them and feel threatened!! So in FL you can run someone over via the governor! So fucking dumb! I can’t even try to understand what is truly going on in America because no one can other than all the oligarchs and billionaires running the country/world!!

Which is the case pretty much anywhere, you have the right to escape.

Problem is they will disappear, jail, or kill any genuine organizers and infiltrate / sabotage any organization that actually gets to a place of effectively mobilizing a strategy like this.

Don’t get me wrong, I think something like this would help level the playing field and benefit the protesters tremendously but the FBI and DOJ won’t let it happen. Look at the people that tried organizing the Ferguson protests after the death of Eric garner, Freddy grey, Tamir rice, back in 2012-2015 they’re all dead or in jail.

People need to protect and organize themselves. Thats what the black panthers did and that’s precisely why they were so effective. They built up from their preexisting communities.

Or an organization keeping our streets free of killibg machines

Words always evolve, but it's kind of a shame that "patriot" got turned into "I completely lack empathy and am a psychopathic piece of shit bootlicker."

He's authorizing terrorism against free speech as a loophole for getting around the first amendment

He didn't "authorize" anything. That's not how laws or public policies are created. He's just bloviating like all MAGA Nazis. If it actually happened, the person would be prosecuted based on the law, and their defense of "The governor said it was okay!" would not be accepted by the judge.

Eh I’d be fine with a crosspost

It’s beyond satire that any politician thinks this is OK to say in any fucking context and little Rhonda should be in jail for it, prosecuted as an accomplice when someone actually goes out and does it

I think you are forgetting the right of killing and injuring.

Land of freedom!

/s (if not obvious)

Realistically it's a "Stand Your Ground" situation for the protestor if they are threatened with deadly force from a car attack, so the protestors can legally shoot drivers who are attempting to run them over. So if Rhonda wants to escalate that's what they are asking for, GTA street wars basically.

The jan 6 riotors are part of ICE right now

He becomes Greg Abbott.

I'm not sure a florida jury will buy it but it is abiding the spirit of the law in florida to merc nearby drivers because you fear for your life.

or i was thinking, ram the car that is ramming protestors.

only if they attack you.

Saying this in the 40s in america would get you hanged with an engine as counterweight.