How did you know he was a Gaul? Was it the superior cavalry?

The nerve of some people, to be where they shouldn't and then tell you how to act. I've ran into weirdly entitled horse people several times on hiking trails. For whatever reason horses have right of way over hikers and I've had so many horse people exercise that when it's been bad for me (and them). One lady tried to get me to stand by the edge instead of the mountainside because drops made her horse nervous. Like motherfucker, this whole trail is drops. Walk your horse if you brought the wrong one for the job. I'm not falling 200 ft so you can pretend to be a cowboy. Also, trudging through horseshit sucks. /rant

That's not just horse people, snowmobilers, bicyclists, hell, I had a guy just wander into my yard through the 6 ft privacy fence because his cheapo drone crashed in my yard, maybe. Fucking metal detectorists. I keep telling them it's illegal to dig in public places in this state and every single time, they argue with me and I have to threaten to call the cops before they fuck off. I even caught one in the boulevard in front of my house. Like WTF do you expect to find there? Random bolts that fall off cars? Nobody walks there, dude. Ever.

Ugh, horse people...

I had a similar experience while mountain biking on a shared use trail that was a former railroad. I could see the group of riders coming towards me for like half a mile, and knew I would need to stop to let them pass, as that's the yield order for the trail rules.

The leader of the horse people had the gall to start screaming at me to stop from 1/4 mile away. I had already started slowing down in preparation, but I didn't come to a stop until they were more like 100 yards away. As they passed, she chewed me out for not stopping earlier, she apparently thought I was supposed to stop half a mile away or something and wait 10 minutes for them to leisurely trot past me.

Fuck horse people. If your horses are that skittish around people and bikes, then they don't belong in public.

Horse people are generally less used to rejection and being told no then the regular, average trail enjoyer

Especially since you never know if there are naked women arround a ranch

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile…

GOOD point!

Agreed.

God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq

Ive known girls shaving their pubic hair into a landing strip, and on further reflection it makes total sense why satan, and i, were so interested in them.

Hey, last time I was at a water park a woman's top popped off at the bottom of a slide and half of us died getting trampled by the nearby horses.

Pointy shoes continue to make horse riding easier. Source: me with sore ribs because my rubber boot got hung up the other day.

Scareolas

I'm not going to lie and pretend that I don't enjoy seeing boobies

I'm going to see a horse tomorrow probably. I can try and report back

Al pastor 🌮

Columbus Ohio doesn't restrict toplessness and yeah every once in a while you might see nips when it's too damn hot to wear a shirt, but otherwise it's basically only at festivals or when people are out at night in the summer. Comfest and pride have plenty of toplessness though.

Men ruin everything! Can't keep our stupid mouths shut...

ah yes, misogyny is women’s fault. a classic.

go fuck yourself