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Sittin' here on the toilet, it took me a second to shift the word "floaters" into proper context.
As a kid I thought they were parasitic worms eating my eyeballs from the inside.
Headlights near hills are also a common source of ufo sightings
No, Aliens successfully genetically bioengineered our eyes to have "eye floaters" that look exactly like their interdimensional starships flying overhead so they can fly them around on Earth without anyone noticing. It is all part of their evil genius plan!
A while back in some thread, I mentioned a lecturer who claimed halos are explained by some people who can visibly see earth's magnetic fields and wondered if it's true. I had something to do and went about my business, but searched it up, later. It turns out many eye conditions can be the cause. Now I'm wondering about phosphenes!
I'm thinking about my eye floaters roughly 200% of the time and I still mistake them for bugs flying past my face at least once a week.
Didn’t it happen that people in LA started calling the cops one time during the pandemic because they saw the Milky Way for the first time in their lives?
I used to think of it as bacteria on top of my eyeballs. Then my sibling put in the fear that the bacteria is inside the eyeballs, which made sense since washing my eyes didn’t really remove it. I eventually stopped giving it any thought.
Thank you for resolving it.
There must be people that mistake ghosts for eye floaters too, so it probably balances it out.
Certainly me as a kid
If you look at the sky on a clear blue day, you can see the shadow of your own white blood cells moving around in your eyes.
Those aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn't matter how fast you turn your gaze, they're one step ahead.
Genuine question; is there anything we can do against eye floaters or is it necessary to go to opticians/ doc?
Anyone ever had an ocular migraine? Fucking trippy. I could see people making up crazy explanations.
Totally painless, merely circular, rotating, rainbow flashes as you look around. Scared the crap out of me until I looked online. Thought it might be a sort of LSD flashback. Had it it hit me a few times in a short time span, never again.
This is a great representation of what I saw, no blur in my case, or I didn't notice any.
Aneurysms confused with god speaking to them.
People make up shit every single day without proof of anything. Then go about telling people as if they had absolute 100% proof/evidence in some way. They know it's a lie, they don't care.
That's pretty much religion in a nutshell.
DO NOT EVER "take someone's word for it". Demand proof. Use critical thinking skills like not being a dumbass, or paying attention.
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