A poster on a street pole that says: “warning: Dice Man - man in the area. He stops you and asks ‘interested in some discount dice?’ Then he emits black fog.” There are various mismatched photos of a man in a hat and vest, and at the bottom in red text reads: “walk past and do not consider offer.”

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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I’ll never love dice more than my Bad Dragon dice.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    But what if I am interested in some discount dice?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I need a kosh and coordinates.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    reminds me of a SCP ngl

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Tell me more about this black fog ...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Are they only D6s or a full set with D4 to D20?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    foghorn sound

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Please crosspost this to the rpgmemes comm they’d love this

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Is the funny thing here the absurdity of the whole thing? Genuinely asking.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Object Class: Keter

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    yeah i do too but almost all of my mysterious discount dice man encounters have ended well so don't let Death Blight prejudice you

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice but he’s afraid to show them to anyone.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Okay but do I still get dice after the smoke? I'm willing to take the hit for a discount.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Which JoJo villain is this

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Too late, I wanted the dice and his price was good

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That's just the smoke monster from Lost. It's just trying to live a normal life outside of Hollywood. It's only nefarious if you were nefarious in another life... or whatever the plot was on Lost.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Was there a plot? I'm pretty sure they said they were just making it all up as they went along. Thats why the story was so disjointed at the end.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    The popular explanation was it was purgatory. And the finale church scene was their "made it to heaven". But, yeah, I remember them saying "nothing's set in stone". That's JJ Abram thing -- storyline optional.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Yes but in the beginning in the podcast the purgatory theory already came up and they were like "noooo that's not what we're doing".

    And yes I don't like Abrams stuff much for that reason. At least he's got the right name, his work is really like a main battle tank, it's all about the explosions and brute force, not finesse.

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