Your driving is poor. 💀
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that thing there
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Giving people a thumbs down for poor driving is much better than the finger. It's like saying "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed." The amount of people that look genuinely remorseful is higher than you would think.
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Fun fact, number 5 is also used for CLOSING YOUR DAMN PARENTHESES!
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Deaf people be like, "That's nothing, check this shit out."
What, no fancy wank? Barbarians.
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The 5's primary function to sign a contract with peers. Tho its functionality degrades rapidly over time so no adults on earth can perform that ritual nowadays.
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Plus there's combos - 2 & 3 to flick someone Vs, 2 & 5 for heavy metaaaalll moments, 2-3 & 4-5 split to Spock it up, loop 1 & 2 and you're A-OK and shake 1 & 5 to hang looooose dude!
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Don't forget Booger Retrieval and Precision Booger Retrieval.
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Wiggling my little finger at people driving wank tanks is another use I've found for it.
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FWIW, this guy has videos that are pretty entertaining: https://youtu.be/MFnMYVCitFM
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My dad used to make fun of me cuz my pinky stuck out when drinking from a cup or mug. I never did it on purpose, I have any idea why I started doing it, and I still do it now. If try not to do it it feels completely awkward and unbalanced.
I am enjoying surfing! Add an Index to say: Hail satan!
flouuuurish the pinky
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The pinkie thing with tea used to mean "I have syphilis" at one point.
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