I know it's 100% stereo types but I found it deep in my meme collection and wanted to share!
...why would police be allowed into heaven?
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Surely the cops would be American in Hell.
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The British police part maybe not so much.
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Germany is not so known for mechanical superiority these days, and in fact a lot of their infrastructure is aging poorly.
The history is well earned but they be slippin.
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Wow, I remember hearing some version of this when I was a lil kid back in the 1980s, and it was ancient then. This might even be a joke from the pre-WW2-era.
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Never had cause to complain about Swiss women before 🤷
Hell is a bookshelf 7.161 billion light-years wide
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Heaven is where the gay men are Belgian, the gay men are Armenian, the gay men are Indian, the gay men are Malaysian, the gay men are Peruvian, and the gay men are Cameroonian
I'm horny and indiscriminate
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I get all the professions, but I always thought this joke's big flaw is that any nationality would have a monopoly on being lovers. In heaven, you'd expect anyone can love anyone. And in hell, love is definitely not anywhere on the agenda.
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American police would like a word about the hell assignment.
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Anywhere humans aren’t should be considered heaven
I know people like to rag on British food, but it hurts a little bit to see it rated below Swiss.
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Swap the lovers and cooks in Heaven imo, I don't need some hoity toity chef just gimme some pasta
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Don't ask me about this. I assume all British police are like this person. 💙
Heaven would have no hierarchy
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