Heres my try: w is v, rz is a retroflex z(so a z pronounced kinda in a way how the "indian t" is pronounced) and the z that i cant type is like a soft z. Oh also the a which i once again cant type is nasal. Now how this would sound when i pronounce it, im not sure how correct it would be but at least i tried? Also sometimes the orthography is more confusing when the clusters are larger so yeah.

Yeah its really nice when you hear someone at least trying. Like i agree that hungarian having the opposite of polish with "sz" being pronounced as english "s" and "s" being english "sh" is stupid, its still nice to hear someone saying a hungarian name correctly. Another case like this is when someone makes a whole video about a politician, being Magyar Péter in this case and they keep pronouncing it as "mag-i-ar" which would take two seconds to look up and find out is incorrect. Of course im not expecting an english speaker to produce a completely accurate voiced palatal affricate but at least pronouncing is "madar", "magar" or best case "majar"(j as in jungle) would be much more correct. As for the Tokyo thing, same in hungarian. Its pronounced as tokijoo basically(written as Tokió) when hungarian is completely capable of having tookjoo(tókjó would be the written form in this case). Like our syllables can actually be pretty complex ane are basically a superset of japanese, why dont use that to pronounce things correctly?

I think the response might have to do with the feeling "oh my god, this person is pronouncing Barcelona correctly and differently from how I pronounce it. How should I now continue this conversation? Should I imitate what they're saying or just ignorantly continue to use the wrong pronunciation. You know what, I lose either way. I better just make fun of them"

Uhhh its complicated. Technically the official pronounciation in spain is the "th" version but many speakers say it with an "s" instead especially in southern spain. And then most other places outside of spain also say it with an "s". But for example i lived in catalonia where as far as i know everyone says it with a "th" so thats why i pronounce it that way. There is some elitism in people who pronounce it that way even in among spanish speakers.

That's the rumor I've heard.

Are the accounts true that their sex was on fire?

Right. Thus my “so the story goes”. Very happy you posted the long form explanation of it, though.

Oof, I don't want to be unfair, and act like a dumbass tourist, so...
even as they're an angry swarm upon me right here, I do respect and understand their culture.

I challenged what should not have been challenged, and I got the heat, if you follow me.