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[–] 25 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

living proof that human can function without a spine

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  • [–] 19 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    I know more about being a progressive than almost anybody on the planet

    Cringe.

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  • [–] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

    Palantir helped commit a genocide to assist Israel in exterminating a population that they have had living under an illegal apartheid occupation because they are not “ethnically pure” enough to have rights under Alex karp’s leadership . He’s a facist

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago

    Someone made a Zuck meme where he did this exact thing... That user must be a Diviner, blessed by the holy meatball to nearly predict the right thing through the dankest of memes

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  • [–] 4 points 4 hours ago

    Progressives are well known for their love of domestic surveillance, so this makes sense.

    /S

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago

    I only believe it because I think Alex Karp is 17 people in a single body similar to Being John Malkovich and the progressive personality has been granted control for self preservation.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

    "I' got the rope right here"

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  • [–] 1 point 13 hours ago* (2 children)

    I could believe hes a leftist. Hes just like the leftists here wanting an authoritarian utopia where the government has total control and rules with an iron boot.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 hours ago

    Its all authoritarian all the way down, thats not optional, the option is whether poor people get food. Being poor is also not optional, your job is too expensive and you're being replaced by a machine.

    Have a nice existence.

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    [–] 130 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    Funny thing is that these people actually think we believe them

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Their fundamental axiom is "I am smarter than everyone else." So they don't think they need to try very hard to deceive people. It's not like they ever talk to ordinary people, so they assume if you don't move in their circles it's because you're too dumb.

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  • [–] 85 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    I posted this a few days ago but it seems appropriate to post it again

    A meme image consisting of four panels. The first panel shows Homer Simpson's body, but with Elon Musk's face pasted over Homer's. Elon is wearing a red MAGA cap and he's waving the US national flag. The second panel shows the same thing as the first, except that Elon is now walking backwards into a hedge (as Homer did in an episode of The Simpsons). The third panel shows just a nose poking out of the hedge. The fourth panel shows Elon having walked forward again, out of the hedge, but now he's waving the transgender pride flag, and he no longer has a MAGA cap, and his shirt has stickers depicting the LGBT pride flag, the peace symbol, and a raised fist (a symbol often used by left-wing movements).

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  • [–] 27 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

    If he wants to he can start by publicly apologizing to his ex daughter

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  • [–] 49 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Still got a fast pass for the ol’ guillotine bruh, except yours can have a sticker of SpongeBob holding a balloon if you want

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago

    Still got a fast pass for the ol’ guillotine bruh

    Fuck dude, I wish.

    Far too many National Democrats will accept his money with open arms. Gavin Newsom will suck this man off on national television to run for president.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 day ago

    Mark him for life, they don't get to just take off the red hat.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Yeah, ok. Sure thing, bud.

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  • [–] 28 points 17 hours ago

    Just a reminder that every single day that passes with war in Iran, Palantir is making insane profits from keeping it going.

    Also, Hakeem Jeffries takes money from Palantir.

    Not that these two facts taken together have anything to do with Jeffries not whipping the Hegseth impeachment, though. No. Not a thing. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

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  • [–] 27 points 23 hours ago

    Sorry buddy, but actions speak louder than words, and your words haven't even been consistent. The creator of the automatic tyranny machine needs stopped no matter what he believes

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    He'll say anything to avoid war crimes. Sorry Alex, no can do.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    Hey fellow progressives..

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Oh, so it's just mask-on time again? Well, I guess conceding the necessity of appearing to have shame is an improvement.

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    Ok cool, so you won't mind dismantling your prison planet surveillance system and giving up much of your wealth and power? Wait no? Fuck off you fake ass scumbag.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I'm surprised that Palantir, our own mass surveillance Stasi failed to predict the election.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    In general it is pretty surprising that all these tech oligarchs, the wealthiest people in the world, with direct access to all of the data they have sucked out of the entire global population, was so incredibly bad at influencing this election.

    It really speaks volumes about how bad they are at implementing all of that stolen data and surveillance. I guess we should be thankful that they are as stupid and inept as they are.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Keep in mind if you're a billionaire you are constantly insulated by a thick layer of suck-ups and yes men. You no longer interact with "normal" people, just other rich assholes. You have the money to get anything you want, and "no" simply means "shovel more money at it". Picture what the cognitive effects of living like that for a year... or a decade. Being kicked in the head every morning would probably be less damaging to somebody's mind.

    If you view tech oligarchs through that lens their ineptitude becomes much more understandable. The crazy guy with his truck covered in Trump stickers and rants about microchips is grounded in reality by comparison.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    This guy has a punchable face to rival Andy Dick.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago

    Off with this joker's head.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago*

    The fuck he is. I bet he'll use this as his next grift. "I was progressive, but the other progressives were so unreasonable. So I wrote a book called 'Why I left the left'".

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    pronouns in the bio karp

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

    According to Robert Evans, Alex Karp started off as Marxist and then became a "defender of the West'.

    Behind the Bastards, episode 1: https://youtu.be/-w42050hro0 / https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=-w42050hro0 (Invidious)
    Behind the Bastards, episode 2: https://youtu.be/eFbpU7-sRAI / https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=eFbpU7-sRAI (Invidious)

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    Bro is going to be counting his dollars while kill-drones track us algorithmically as we try to run from them.

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  • [–] 9 points 19 hours ago

    Someone needs to throw piss laced with fentanyl at his ass

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  • It's literally called Palentir, Jesus Christ.

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  • [–] 9 points 14 hours ago

    Self serving megalomaniac techno-fascist says what?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    You can’t “declare” it - we determine that by your actions.

    Act accordingly

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  • [–] 7 points 20 hours ago

    He said the same thing before in other interviews months ago. It's hilarious, he actually believes the drivel coming out of his mouth.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Cool, shut down or leave Palantir

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago*

    He's 'progressive' in the sense that he wants to continue to 'progress' in his goals at the expense of everyone and everything else.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Alex Karp seems like he spied on enough people online for years to know that statistically way more people support killing off the rich than the corpo media shows and he's panicking before the bloody revolution begins

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    For context, Karp is one of those college Marxists that got old and rich then decided actually fascism is pretty beneficial to them.

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago

    Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every. Word.

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago

    Ah, so then like any good, self-aware progressive without narcissistic issues, he will immediately cease any activities that could empower authoritarians and put his money where his mouth is and fund the shit out of the DSA candidates.

    Oh. Hang on. I just got a weather update that Hell has not frozen over and that this guy has the brain capacity of a peanut.

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago

    He's a whore is what he is

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    You can progress to the head of the line lizard man

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  • [–] 2 points 23 hours ago

    Oh look where the tide is going... better not get caught out of our depth.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Yeet his ass into space!!!!!!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 19 hours ago

    Progressively turning into shit, you mean?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    They’re trying to dilute the progressive agenda

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  • [–] 1 point 22 hours ago

    What is progressive to USA is not as progressive anymore. It’s left. We still need it, though.

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