Bwahahah! Oh wait, he serious.

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[–] 76 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Funny thing is that these people actually think we believe them

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  • [–] 16 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    Their fundamental axiom is "I am smarter than everyone else." So they don't think they need to try very hard to deceive people. It's not like they ever talk to ordinary people, so they assume if you don't move in their circles it's because you're too dumb.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    Still got a fast pass for the ol’ guillotine bruh, except yours can have a sticker of SpongeBob holding a balloon if you want

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  • [–] 11 points 3 hours ago

    Still got a fast pass for the ol’ guillotine bruh

    Fuck dude, I wish.

    Far too many National Democrats will accept his money with open arms. Gavin Newsom will suck this man off on national television to run for president.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Yeah, ok. Sure thing, bud.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 hours ago

    He'll say anything to avoid war crimes. Sorry Alex, no can do.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 hours ago

    Hey fellow progressives..

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    [–] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    Oh, so it's just mask-on time again? Well, I guess conceding the necessity of appearing to have shame is an improvement.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 hours ago

    This guy has a punchable face to rival Andy Dick.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 hours ago*

    The fuck he is. I bet he'll use this as his next grift. "I was progressive, but the other progressives were so unreasonable. So I wrote a book called 'Why I left the left'".

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  • [–] 9 points 2 hours ago

    Ok cool, so you won't mind dismantling your prison planet surveillance system and giving up much of your wealth and power? Wait no? Fuck off you fake ass scumbag.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    I'm surprised that Palantir, our own mass surveillance Stasi failed to predict the election.

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  • [–] 5 points 57 minutes ago (1 child)

    In general it is pretty surprising that all these tech oligarchs, the wealthiest people in the world, with direct access to all of the data they have sucked out of the entire global population, was so incredibly bad at influencing this election.

    It really speaks volumes about how bad they are at implementing all of that stolen data and surveillance. I guess we should be thankful that they are as stupid and inept as they are.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 minutes ago

    Keep in mind if you're a billionaire you are constantly insulated by a thick layer of suck-ups and yes men. You no longer interact with "normal" people, just other rich assholes. You have the money to get anything you want, and "no" simply means "shovel more money at it". Picture what the cognitive effects of living like that for a year... or a decade. Being kicked in the head every morning would probably be less damaging to somebody's mind.

    If you view tech oligarchs through that lens their ineptitude becomes much more understandable. The crazy guy with his truck covered in Trump stickers and rants about microchips is grounded in reality by comparison.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 hours ago

    pronouns in the bio karp

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  • [–] 5 points 2 hours ago

    You can’t “declare” it - we determine that by your actions.

    Act accordingly

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago*

    He's 'progressive' in the sense that he wants to continue to 'progress' in his goals at the expense of everyone and everything else.

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  • [–] 4 points 22 minutes ago

    Off with this joker's head.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago

    Cool, shut down or leave Palantir

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  • [–] 3 points 46 minutes ago

    According to Robert Evans, Alex Karp started off as Marxist and then became a "defender of the West'.

    Behind the Bastards, episode 1: https://youtu.be/-w42050hro0 / https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=-w42050hro0 (Invidious) Behind the Bastards, episode 2: https://youtu.be/eFbpU7-sRAI / https://yt.chocolatemoo53.com/watch?v=eFbpU7-sRAI (Invidious)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 9 minutes ago)

    For context, Karp is one of those college Marxists that got old and rich then decided actually fascism is pretty beneficial to them.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 minutes ago

    Yeet his ass into space!!!!!!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago

    You can progress to the head of the line lizard man

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    Alex Karp seems like he spied on enough people online for years to know that statistically way more people support killing off the rich than the corpo media shows and he's panicking before the bloody revolution begins

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    They’re trying to dilute the progressive agenda

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