When I die, spray my remains over the crowd.

I'd rather be shredded, composted, and used to feed some trees, than be pumped full of chemicals and shoved in a box, or spend a few million BTU of fuel just so I can be turned into pollution.

Going into the parking lot at work the other day there was a hearse in front of me with a baby on board bumpper stickier.

Must be in Fargo

Human composting is an option in some locations

I want to be composted and then my bones given to my loved ones to do whatever they want with like articulate or turn into wind chimes or jewelry or whatever they'll use.

I'm not fussed about what happens to my body when I die. Surely, that'll be my killer's problem?

Really needs to be built into a crematorium, but keep it behind a curtain so you can surprise everybody

Mulch and fertilize.

Ah yes, the Richard Crafts Special...

Volvo 960 for all the people who aren't wondering

Funeral car in the upcoming woke (affectionate) Cars 4 movie be like "my pronouns are she/hearse"

Definitely speeds up the decomposition process.

Nah. Compost me or stick me in a mushroom suit.

I choose this option.

would make for an intersting camper conversion

I want to be Trebuchet’d into the ocean when I die.