I should feel bad about upvoting this, but honestly, fuck that guy. I have no qualms about making fun of Nazis.
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Pounds another beer, does a line of coke, stares at congressman and says, "You mean I was supposed to bring a budget!?"
Clown life yo!
I've been wondering what the combined daily cocaine intake for the administration is for a while now.
Just a pile of assorted drugs. A pile.
What’s Kash Patel’s favorite thing to google?
His eyes
I apologize to erebody with eye issues but this is the first time I've literally laughed out loud in a good long time. Its been a rough few months.
If it makes you feel better, I also have a lazy eye. Fuck Nazis with or without disabilities.
Why would you apologize to people with "eye issues"? Why would you apologize for laughing at all? What a bizarre thing to say.
My favorite lazy eye story is of when Miles Davis meet brazillian musician Hermeto Pascoal. Davis loved to box and decided to take on Pascoal in a friendly match.
He was a big fellow so could take a punch, he had determination so was more than willing to give it his all... now look up an image of Pascoal and you will see why this match would have been so fun to watch. He had a very lazy eye so when it comes to boxing Miles couldn't tell where he was looking so he had no idea were the next punch was coming from.
What looked like a disadvantage to some become his greatest asset in this situation. Because of this Miles called him 'The mad Albino', mind you, he also called him "the most impressive musician in the world". So there was that.
Remember when he was completely crashing out when he thought Trump was about to fire him? Massive panic attacks, blurring it he was about to be fired to employees, etc.
This is probably worse than that. Oh to be a fly on the wall right now!
News today: "Kash Patel..." News tomorrow: "Catch Patel! Former FBI Czar on the run."
Patel doesn't have googly eyes. He has Muppet eyes, meaning they're a little cross-eyed. If you didn't know, Muppets are slightly cross-eyed so that they look like they're looking straight ahead - Krash Patel is a little more cross-eyed than that.
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